Why Do I Want To Slap Joel Osteen?

I want to slap the shit out of whoever decided to use those two guys on the Sonic commercials. Then slap them again for keeping them around so long.

Gotta slap members of the Westboro Baptist Church, Topeka, Ka., with a posthumous slap for their former pastor Fred Phelps.

They brought their "God Hates Fags" protest to my city where they forced parishioners to walk through them on the sidewalks to get to services at a Lutheran, Episcopal, Presbyterian and Methodist church who they targeted as being accepting of lesbians and gays.

I swear you could see the hatred in their eyes. This was not just a matter of good hearted people with different religious views.

Gotta slap members of the Westboro Baptist Church, Topeka, Ka., with a posthumous slap for their former pastor Fred Phelps.

They brought their "God Hates Fags" protest to my city where they forced parishioners to walk through them on the sidewalks to get to services at a Lutheran, Episcopal, Presbyterian and Methodist church who they targeted as being accepting of lesbians and gays.

I swear you could see the hatred in their eyes. This was not just a matter of good hearted people with different religious views. Originally Posted by Fawlty

Freddy's dead? There is a God after all...

Freddy's dead? There is a God after all... Originally Posted by Prolongus

Yep, the asshole died a year or so ago. Good riddance!

Quite a church he ran there. Nothing like a little old-fashioned ''Christian love,'' eh?

Freddy's dead? There is a God after all... Originally Posted by Prolongus

Yep, the asshole died a year or so ago. Good riddance!

Quite a church he ran there. Nothing like a little old-fashioned ''Christian love,'' eh? Originally Posted by Ex-CEO

Christian love...in their case, cousins marryin' cousins...
I vote to slap their new leader...whatever it is.

Gandhi.

Yep, the asshole died a year or so ago. Good riddance!

Quite a church he ran there. Nothing like a little old-fashioned ''Christian love,'' eh? Originally Posted by Ex-CEO

Actually the church is/was a front. Most of them are lawyers. They wait to get people heated up and do something stupid and *bam* payday. I had a friend years ago who worked at an internet provider that worked with them.