Biggest lies from a provider

I dropped my sick grandma into the toilet. Originally Posted by L.A.

On these lies also there're men involved, and many times another forum members who're lying to their colleagues on hobby too.
One russian lady in NYC stolen my pics and one guy wrote a positive review saying the pics were real on TER. When I wrote warning the situation they never deleted the review with false info.

So who's guilty? There're many situations. Another in Erotic Monkey still use my photos on her ads and the webmaster don't want to delete this profile, even when he knows the photos were stolen to another provider in another country. In all these fake ads there're guys involved: pimps.

And the webmaster of escortindex.com permit many fake ads, there're ladies in Chicago and Los Angeles using my photos. I'm tired to write messages to the webmaster and the ladies to delete all of them.

I received threats to write bad experiences or false accusations for not making discounts, free services or accessing to a sexual practices that I'm offering on the part of crazy psychopaths, violent people, thieves, men who want to pay with false money or make scams to have free services ( the most popular is to pay with fake gold jewelry or the false deposit in the ATM or the false money transfer).

So someone comes to write a post trying to make us see all providers as compulsive liars tainted by drugs who rip honest men with a good heart. This is an unfortunate and unpleasant post and piss me off.


KALY Originally Posted by KalyEscort

If you read my last post you would see that I said men also did the same thing. It was supposed to be a light hearted post. Sorry if you got offended but read the whole thing before you sharpen your claws

.... before you sharpen your claws
Originally Posted by burkalini

OK burk,
I let a gal reschedule and totally believed her when she said she broke a nail.
And, not a lie. Seriously, I quite like what she does with her nails when we're .....

Not only the providers lie, also customers...

I'm clean... I bathed yesterday

Name and age.

I'll be easy customer for you, I'm handsome. Can I get a discount?

Is the first time I call you (this type of guys forget that the phone save the information about how many times you call, date, duration...)

I'm single.

Can I make a reservation for tomorrow? I'm serious person not a time waster.

I must to cancell the date, something happened with my .... (you can complete with work, wife, kids, car).



Originally Posted by KalyEscort

Lawyers like to call that exhibit A

Don't care about cancellation excuses as much as I hate straight up lies in provider's ads.See plenty of that.

OK burk,
I let a gal reschedule and totally believed her when she said she broke a nail.
And, not a lie. Seriously, I quite like what she does with her nails when we're ..... Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

Why would anyone even WANT nails like that?

I hate the ones on STG that say they look better in person and you when you get there she is a swamp donkey

Here's one that happened to me today, from client to provider: My car won't start.


Turns out some animal had gotten in my engine & chewed the sparkplug wires. True story, but did she believe it?

Here's one that happened to me today, from client to provider: My car won't start.


Turns out some animal had gotten in my engine & chewed the sparkplug wires. True story, but did she believe it? Originally Posted by papadee

Since I don't do outcalls, I've had several gentlemen who were in town on business, Uber to my apartment from their hotel, and then order a pickup back to the hotel while they're showering and getting dressed, and it's usually there when they're ready to go. If they don't have a rental car, some do. But Uber is very fast, usually only takes 5-15 mins for a car to be outside your door. And NOT expensive.

And you could have taken pics of your engine and sparkplug wires and sent them to her. Because that is a pretty standard excuse. That and "I got into an accident". I said "Oh no! I hope you're ok. You weren't driving one of those little cars that crumple easily were you? " And of course he proudly texts back "No! I drive a very safe blah blah, blah", tells me make and model and year and all that. So I ask for pic of the car, as I have a friend who works in a dealership for that car. (I don't). But I can send my friend the pic and he can tell you what it should cost to repair, I don't want you to get taken.

Never heard from that guy again. Of course never got a pic because his beloved car was just fine, as I knew all along. Lame excuse. So if your excuse for cancelling is that you were in a wreck, be prepared for the lady to ask for a picture of the wreck, if it really happened. Just stop lying. Providers and clients both.

I think Uber is SAFER for clients and providers both, who drive to appointments. No one can take pics of your car and license plate at the AMPs, hotels or private incalls. And neighbors won't see several strange cars outside a providers apartment several times a week. Or a strange car outside a client's home if you're a guy who prefers outcalls to your home. And less creepy than a "driver" waiting outside for the provider during the session.

Why would anyone even WANT nails like that? Originally Posted by Randall Creed

You are SO right Randall. Those nails would scare me. Those little jewels and decorations fall off easily and if you go home with one of them in your shorts you'd have a hard time explaining it to your SO. Fake Nails themselves fall off! Some are very pretty, but those are not, mainly because of the pointy claws. How does she even wipe herself after going to the bathroom? And I guess Prostate Massage is a no. That's the main reason I always kept mine short. So I can rub and massage anywhere on the body I want to or he wants me to. Those witches claws could cause severe damage!

I seriously can't image what she would do with do with her nails that Unique_Carpenter likes. I lightly run my nails up and down a client's back and the crack of his behind, to the sensitive inner part of his thighs, then up the spine, very lightly grazing the skin, to his shoulders, then down the inside of both arms, grazing the nail tips very, very slowly and with a gentle touch. It feels amazing. I think talons might be too sharp for that. But maybe not.

I don't even do the fake nails or acrylic nails at all anymore. So much bacteria grows under them, not hygienic. And they do fall off and need a revisit every 1-2 weeks for maintenance. I do like to go to a salon for a mani pedi occasionally and just get my real nail shaped and painted a pretty color.

Since I don't do outcalls, I've had several gentlemen who were in town on business, Uber to my apartment from their hotel, and then order a pickup back to the hotel while they're showering and getting dressed, and it's usually there when they're ready to go. If they don't have a rental car, some do. But Uber is very fast, usually only takes 5-15 mins for a car to be outside your door. And NOT expensive.

And you could have taken pics of your engine and sparkplug wires and sent them to her. Because that is a pretty standard excuse. That and "I got into an accident". I said "Oh no! I hope you're ok. You weren't driving one of those little cars that crumple easily were you? " And of course he proudly texts back "No! I drive a very safe blah blah, blah", tells me make and model and year and all that. So I ask for pic of the car, as I have a friend who works in a dealership for that car. (I don't). But I can send my friend the pic and he can tell you what it should cost to repair, I don't want you to get taken.

Never heard from that guy again. Of course never got a pic because his beloved car was just fine, as I knew all along. Lame excuse. So if your excuse for cancelling is that you were in a wreck, be prepared for the lady to ask for a picture of the wreck, if it really happened. Just stop lying. Providers and clients both.

I think Uber is SAFER for clients and providers both, who drive to appointments. No one can take pics of your car and license plate at the AMPs, hotels or private incalls. And neighbors won't see several strange cars outside a providers apartment several times a week. Or a strange car outside a client's home if you're a guy who prefers outcalls to your home. And less creepy than a "driver" waiting outside for the provider during the session. Originally Posted by GingerKatt

Well Ginger, sometimes it's better to smile at a story and ask questions, than going off & making assumptions.


1. I live an hour away from the city I was going to, so I wasn't Ubering.
2. I'm NOT a mechanic. I had no idea what the problem was.
3. I had to wait for a tow for my car. Getting my car repaired became the priority today.
4. The reason for my post was to say that I had to use the lame excuse "car issues". It was meant as humor, and a reminder that sometimes lame excuses can be true.

I don’t ... have references
Originally Posted by GingerKatt

That can be a catch 22. When everyone requires references, there's no way to get a first reference. Or I may be misunderstanding the term.

spider bites errrrr maybe, not sure yet LOLUpset New York be jumping today lol

Here's one that happened to me today, from client to provider: My car won't start.


Turns out some animal had gotten in my engine & chewed the sparkplug wires. True story, but did she believe it? Originally Posted by papadee

Here's the followup:


So I rescheduled my appt for yesterday. Texted her in the morning. She texted back, saying we needed to change the pickup place (we were first meeting at a restaurant). I text back about 1/2 hr later asking where. Silence. I head on over anyway, thinking she would contact me as I'm driving. Nothing. I get there, run some errands, wait maybe 45 minutes to an hour, text again, still nothing. So I head back home. Last night at 11p, I get a text saying she had fallen asleep AND broke her phone.... all 30 minutes after her text to me. She said she had just got a new one (11pm at night). Look on her ad site, she had posted 2 ads around 6:45pm. Que sera, sera.

Don't forget about the excuse "I am not feeling well" or "I have an unexpected business meeting" We should not paint all ladies or gentlemen with the same brush. There are some honest ones out there.

My car broke down.

I was just in a wreck.

Can I get a discount
just this one time?

I’m a very generous man.

I don’t post, write reviews
or have references because
I’m discreet and have to
be careful.

Age.

Weight.

I’m very good at DATY!
You’re going to want to
pay me!

I never NSNC.

I promise I’m clean.
So...BBFS?
Originally Posted by GingerKatt