Probably a provider across the hall. How could I possibly hint or ask?

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I think it is obvious that it would be crude and defeating to straight up ask her if she is a provider. Even if she is one, you are probably getting the cold shoulder and no "date"--for a fee or otherwise. To me, you have no game if you cannot figure out a better way to approach this than that!

Whether she is a provider or not, proceed with caution on hitting on a neighbor, across the hall, across the street, or just in your neighborhood--unless you are prepared to move or deal with craziness if things do not go well. And even if things go well at first, that may not always be the case. Been there, done that, unfortunately. And it took six months to unravel from that craziness. Lesson learned indeed. I was always one to NOT get involved with someone from work. I wish I had used that same strategy with regard to where I live.

I think there is nothing wrong with going out for drinks or dinner or just hanging out. But until you know she is absolutely cool with a casual thing (provider or not) or you both fall madly in love, avoid anything physical with a neighbor. Bitches be crazy--and only saying that because this is a guy asking about a girl. For the most part, Dudes be crazy too!!!

Bottom line: It is best not to shit where you eat, sleep, or collect a paycheck. Too many fish to bait your hook that close to home or work!!!
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Change the name of your wifi to "I love hookers" Originally Posted by Sleepy363
That is hilarious Sleepy!!!
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And yes, your tits are nice. Originally Posted by Rambro Creed




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I think OP should go for it. He didn't say a provider lives across the hall. He said that he thinks that she might be a provider. She probably isn't. Best case scenario he asks her out and she of course says no and it gets awkward every single time they see each other for the rest of the time that they both live there. Worst case scenario is he offers to pay her for sex and he gets the fucking taste slapped out of his mouth. Actually, I think I have the best and worst cases flipped. Originally Posted by broes
Both funny scenarios as long as it's not happening to you. Although, I have say propositioning a woman to accept payment for sex who is not in the industry and is traumatized by the event might get a bunch of slaps along with a taser and K9 bites.
Best thing to do is just talk to her, see if she wants to split a pizza and see how it goes from there.
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I can help....invite me over when u know she's home....Hurley will do the rest!!
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The OP should just knock on the door and say he is the condom delivery boy.