I want you to know my Gremlin had a rated zero to sixty speed of "never gonna happen"...
Originally Posted by Toyz
I was working on one of my junkers (see below) when a guy came by with a donkey pulling a half a car and wanted to know if he could give me $100 to take it off his hands. I told him that I wouldn't know what to do with the ass if he left it.
No, he said i don't want to get rid of the ass< He wanted to get rid of the car, nobody points and laughs at the ass.
I told he he had to deliver it to TOYZ in Austin TX and that he didn't have to pay either of us anything anything. I was thinking that ToyZ might offer him money so I told him to get what he could. He agreed then opened his pack and gave me a bottle of Pappy's Family Reserve and 2 glasses. He told me to drink that the remaining Pappy's and the other glass was for the guy in Austin as he was going to be ridiculed far and wide. I told him that that would be unfair, giving an imbecile a rust bucket that he sees as a rare Gremlin then spoiling the celebration with a 23 YO bottle of Pappy's that he might consider swill just didn't seam right.
so here is your new car and your empty bottle of Pappy's I tossed it in just before he left drunk with your car in tow.
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did you notice the 2 tone interior even that guys white Mercedes R172 didn't have such sporty seats!!!
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Good luck, I know it's an upgrade from your 74 as this is an original 1970 car. Enjoy the fumes from the bottle as it's the most valuable gift I am sending you. Good luck polishing this turd but I am sure with an overlaid carbon fiber dash and a set of color coded cross drilled and slotted rotors it will fill your needs and desire just fine. Don't mention those low dollar skank hoogars you're so famous for scouting out.
And here is one of my newest pieces of junk (as you call them) which I salvaged from the junk pile and breathed new life into that should be ready to cruise next week. I painted it HOOGER RED just for you! you can see i am wet sanding and polishing before putting the bling back on.
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