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I'll never be able to watch the lottery the same way again! Originally Posted by Bob McV

I just spit some home made stalins dream on the hobby monster thanks.

Guys, can't find Ball Spooping tickets on Ticketmaster. Please help.

But im all kinds of serious help me get her to focus her hatred on me so i can get a new car or some tits or something lol..... Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

I hope it's a Brand new car behind hatter #1 I think your current tits are pretty spectacular ... That said if you want new ones I wouldn't talk you out of them... unless you asked me to.

I just spit some home made stalins dream on the hobby monster thanks. Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

The Hobby Monster is tough like Russian Bear (wearing a T-shirt)

Miss ya, and your grilled cheese!

The first ever ping-pong ball Olympics!

Anna on one side Nikki on the other. Each ass propped in the air by pillows. Each is given 4 "white balls" & a fifth golden one (the money ball).

Points are given for distance, "air" (how high), and a special "paint chipper" medal if one or the other can chip paint off yonder wall...

Ready...set... Originally Posted by Toyz

This is a no shit question......Ha!

Long time ago in the Mariana's Islands..... In a really shitty titty bar....

I witnessed a " Miracle" .........
A Stripper inserted 5 ping pong balls into her VJ, they were all numbered.. 1-5.......

She then got up off the floor, did a little gyrating dance......

"The Miracle" ..... She popped them suckers out in order.... 1-5... Instead of reverse, like you would think...

How''d she do it is my question....?

Other attractions included smoking a cigar with the VJ, yep the cherry on the cigar would get brighter, then a lil wisp of smoke....

The best of all tricks was shooting raw chicken eggs out of the VJ to us G.I.'s ( my buddy caught one , promptly kicked his head back and crackle the egg over his mouth, and ate it..... He was puking 10 mins later, apparently 98.6 degree chicken eggs and beer do not mix)

1986... Guam