Give me Tom Clancy. I love his books but I'd hate to whip him by talking about them. So maybe that would be a bad idea. Bruce Willis might be fun to hang with or Charlie Sheen.
Although I can appreciate why people might think of company with Charlie Sheen as interesting fluff ... I would think that his company would be boorish.
And of course he wouldn't be able to have sex at this time in his life. (At least not GOOD sex!) He's too wrecked, not that it would matter in the context of this topic.
He just was so cute and to turn so twisted. Which is obviously a large part of his current allure.