Providers, PLEASE wash your crotch!

Why is everyone so down on a rotten crotch? I love it when my girlfriend is just done with a run, tanning, hasn't showered in a day or two...going down on that nasty snatch and starfish..yummy!! She loves it too, but then again we are a severely twisted couple. Normally she is as clean as a whistle, but once in awhile the old dirty clam sandwich peaks my appetite.

Why is everyone so down on a rotten crotch? I love it when my girlfriend is just done with a run, tanning, hasn't showered in a day or two...going down on that nasty snatch and starfish..yummy!! She loves it too, but then again we are a severely twisted couple. Normally she is as clean as a whistle, but once in awhile the old dirty clam sandwich peaks my appetite. Originally Posted by sipapi

If she runs, tans, she sounds like she takes care of herself. You are obviously used to each other (and scent) and that is completely different. Congrats on being with someone as twisted as you, got to be fun.

OMG, LMAO, you guys have to be kidding. Skid marks on the sheets. I need to get out more often. Now I know why providers are so nice to me. LOL

A shower and a little cologne, treat it like a date. WOW

I often wonder about those things and what I would do. I guess I been lucky.

Keep on trucking people/ LOL

sipapi. Again LMAO. That is some good stuff my friend. Not my cup of tea but good stuff. LOL

It did happen to me once. The only thing that I can think of is that I forgot to take it out before a shower and then put another in after I got out of the shower. I have used the littlest tampons all my life Then of course the odor ( which was NOT that offensive, just different) began and went in. I also had started to have bad abdominal cramps. The doc said it had wrapped itself around my cervix. She said I was lucky that I had not gotten TSS which can kill you and she went on to say that it happens all the time and not to be embarrassed. During this time my work schedule was split between Dancing and L-1 massage. I have gone over it time and time again trying to figure out how in the hell it happened. In any case, I am a very clean person and things can happen.

I was a stripper for a long while and I knew countless women that had "forgotten tampon" stories. So it DOES happen frequently, as I already said.
If you're not a woman then you don't know. No ifs, ands or buts.
I'm sure most of them wouldn't tell their boyfriend that this happened to them because men think that time of the month is disgusting anyway and don't want to discuss anything pertaining to that time frame.
Hell, I'm a woman and I think it's gross.
But yes, girls do need to pay attention to their lady parts since they ARE our "business assets". I agree with that one.
I was just offering some examples of things that could have been at the root of the problem. Originally Posted by Allie_Kat

KC barbeque sauce would make the crotch rot taste good.

Tank I have to say I'm sorry we never met! You seem like a great guy! But I do have to say that I know your brown package may be a little large and in charge, but I HATE magnums!!! They are so thick and I swear all I feel is rubber! You should try the exstacy's, they are large and thin and super lubricated...although I don't have a dryness issue...lol. most of my "brown" friends really like them and have switched it up...but it does excite me to see a magnum xl busting at the seams! Originally Posted by midwestmonique

Almost forgot... Monique, I'm quite sure we'll meet sometime. You're on my short list of ladies I would like to get to know better. Unfortunately, playtime in my personal life has picked up quite a bit. Soon as things die down, you can expect a call from me!

Better hurry tank, I'm leaving in a week!!

Did someone mention tuna?

Did someone mention tuna? Originally Posted by boardman

Just tell 'em "Charlie sent 'cha."


you're old enough to remember that are'nt you?

Now I know why providers are so nice to me. Originally Posted by Frosty

That's the conclusion that I came to. The girls see that I'm clean. Then they figure out that I'm a nice guy. Then they see the gold foil condom package. Then they're extra nice to me.

Then I write a review about it and you guys jump in my shit. LOL

Then they see the gold foil condom package. Then they're extra nice to me.

Then I write a review about it and you guys jump in my shit. LOL Originally Posted by Longermonger

The thread Longer is about the condoms men use on women not the ones men use on you.

mods I am sorry I just could not control myself

Jealous.

Jealous. Originally Posted by Longermonger

Nope not really, non of my dates need condoms because they have inee's not outee's.

lmfao DD...just like the old times. Longer, will you ever learn....hehehe