Grapefruited.....Oranged????

yeah, that seals it, I'ma have to tie him up first.

One grapefruit is good for how many CUSTOMERS?

IJA. Originally Posted by mrlonely

correction

Collards do not have bulbs. That was a turnip, and it is a modified stem, if I remember taxonomy correctly. Russ you are one sick midget fucking son of a bitch....LMFAO Originally Posted by Seedy

I was thinking turnip too but wasn't 100%....like GS said, it coulda passed for an onion......But I do love me some turnip greens....

One grapefruit is good for how many CUSTOMERS? IJA. Originally Posted by mrlonely

correction Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

That would be fucked up. Bitches already have some dudes sharing sheets, towels, and pussy... it would be downright nasty if she brought out the same raggedy ass piece of grapefruit 3 times in a row.

I could see it now, after you cum she just rolls that shit under the side of the bed for next time.

I dont reuse the grapefruits once the friend is finished it goes in the trash

Now lets keep this thread on topic!

I dont reuse the grapefruits once the friend is finished it goes in the trash Originally Posted by MissJae713

That's good. I thought you might tell us you just turned it around.

You could always eat it.

Do you or the "friend" eat the part cut out?


Btw, have you tried they new orange-grapefruit hybrids? ....they look like naval oranges and have easy-to-peel skin. But have pink and not bitter grapefruit flavored meat on the inside.

That's good. I thought you might tell us you just turned it around.

You could always eat it.

Do you or the "friend" eat the part cut out?


Btw, have you tried they new orange-grapefruit hybrids? ....they look like naval oranges and have easy-to-peel skin. But have pink and not bitter grapefruit flavored meat on the inside. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Neither eat the part that was cut out it goes to the trash

Speaking of salads....

Originally Posted by Russ38

Thancks for posting that ... I have always wondered where turnips come from ...

What about a cored pineapple? Ya know, to make the splooge tastier.

Okay, I'm about to watch a couple of videos!

What about a cored pineapple? Ya know, to make the splooge tastier. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

Let's take it the other direction. What about de-seeded Durian fruit, that way the girls won't notice that the dude hasn't taken a shower in a week. Apparently that's a problem for some of you fucktards

Let's take it the other direction. What about de-seeded Durian fruit, that way the girls won't notice that the dude hasn't taken a shower in a week. Apparently that's a problem for some of you fucktards Originally Posted by SpiceItUp

Only the high-maintenance hooktards would notice.