I've Decided to Become a Sexual Surrogate

EJL weren't you out on the page before last?
And Lamey pick your cane up and get back to the crypt . I guess senility is setting in ?

Lane.....Leslie Lane. Boo Boo. Originally Posted by Laney1

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

You must take the black people out of your avatar now.
It's just too misleading. You don't know your pimp language.
Just ask Toyz, he'll school you. Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

You need to catch up, your like 4 post behind and you still can't comprehend what your reading. I'm not a pimp, it's just a big ass joke like the person I'm arguing with. I don't need to "must do anything". I can do what the fuck ever I want



post #3 since good bye

There once was a big girl name jasmine

she thought back to her show What happening

she wasn't too bright

and argued all night

and everyone laughed at her ignorance

via pm or txt or post she couldn't see

she said her business is fine

but her fat ass is surely lying

as anyone with common sense could see

And no, I will not respond to your pm's. So stop sending them!!! lol

20 minutes down.
3hr and 10 minutes to go!
huuuuuu! Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

#4 post since good bye

huuuuuu- not a word

she says good bye but won't go away

she never shuts up, not even for a day

who is this bitch that we all like to laugh at

who's this sorry ho who used to not be so fat

ghetto as can be and not terribly bright

why oh why can't she just go away for a night

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

Now she thinks she's George Bush , probably as successful at war ?

OMG...Seriously dude? This is all fun and games for me on a freaking boring Tuesday night. The fact that you resort to putting down a lady and her looks, education, personality etc. is pretty pathetic on your part.

Jasmine you are gorgeous girl. All my respect to you.

I'm out.

You try too hard.

You already know that shit don't work on meeee!

You're like the little brother I never had. Hugs!

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

#5 since good bye

My head aches and I'm exhausted for posting

because what comes back is nothing but bullshit boasting

it's bad enough she ate all our spinners

but now we have to read through her muck

because she can't even earn a buck

all she does is tell everyone how smart and strong and outspoken

all of us just say the crazy bitch has to be broken

she doesn't get it and lives in a dream world

where she's super cool and not fat and desired

by more then chubby chasers and pity seekers that are uninspired

You feel that ? It's the air rushing back in ! Ahhhhh peace and quiet .

And no, I will not respond to your pm's. So stop sending them!!! lol Originally Posted by Laney1

Thats "I'm out" #3..You ever goin' away or just talkin' 'bout 'goin away?

How can it be boring, ain't you guys constantly busy because business is so good?

And who is PM'ing you? Certainly not me...

OMG...Seriously dude? This is all fun and games for me on a freaking boring Tuesday night. The fact that you resort to putting down a lady and her looks, education, personality etc. is pretty pathetic on your part.

It's all he has left. Trusty me if I was hurt'n for money I'd be hustln' right now. You can't buy this kind of entertainment.


Jasmine you are gorgeous girl.

I know! And thank you, you are mighty fine your self "Legs"lie Lane.

I'm out. Originally Posted by Laney1

You try too hard.

You already know that shit don't work on meeee!

You're like the little brother I never had. Hugs! Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

#6 since good bye

meeee- not a word

believe me I'm extremely grateful that you didn't

I'm running out of poems to post

I'm gonna have to pm SL to help host

I think he loves you as much as me

of course he regards you as much as his pee

How can it be boring, ain't you guys constantly busy because business is so good?

And who is PM'ing you? Certainly not me...

Originally Posted by Toyz

Man that line is so lame.
You think we are sucking a dick 24/hrs a day.
GTFOH!

And you know that's homer on the pm. He tends to do that.
Bug'n. As usual!

OMG...Seriously dude? This is all fun and games for me on a freaking boring Tuesday night. The fact that you resort to putting down a lady and her looks, education, personality etc. is pretty pathetic on your part.

Jasmine you are gorgeous girl. All my respect to you.

I'm out. Originally Posted by Laney1

Whatever, like anyone cares what you think. You thinking a chick is pretty is so important to us. You get paid to tell guys you actually are happy to fuck them. Your paid to be full of shit so you wouldn't know the truth if you heard it.

I can start doing poems for you at any time