Ah just wanna be shore e'erybuddy's clair on this:
Ah'm cheap, Ah'm big (as in, "fat as hell"), an Ah'm a douche which means Ah'm a big Douche, but Ah'm not MrBigD. Ah always tells tha truuff.
Ah jus' don't want no cornfusion 'bout whut e'er tha fukk-all this h'yar thread is 'bout.