OK everyone! Fancylady,( who might be a man) makes no fu##ing sense , none ! Can't a mod make him/her shut up ?!?!? Once and for all !!! Geeeshhh!!!! (He/she adds nothing to the conversation except worthless gibberish!!!) :/ Originally Posted by ZenaYou're promoting your business.Taking time to talk shit about me.Mod Elisabeth and you are starting shit on board about me.Trying to get me kick off. LOL.Keep asses on topic.
- Fancylady
- 03-13-2017, 11:56 AM
- Lea Madisson
- 03-13-2017, 12:50 PM
First off, Fancy, Elisabeth was actually defending your right to post and was warning others not to be insulting or rude to you.
Now, you accuse Elisabeth of "starting shit". I think you owe her an apology.
Lea
Now, you accuse Elisabeth of "starting shit". I think you owe her an apology.
Lea
- Zena
- 03-13-2017, 01:45 PM
Anyway. We will wait and,... see.
I am sure she will be banned soon, for something anyway.
I am sure she will be banned soon, for something anyway.
- chicagoboy
- 03-13-2017, 02:34 PM
- Fancylady
- 03-13-2017, 06:31 PM
- saustin
- 03-14-2017, 10:06 AM
- Zena
- 03-14-2017, 10:28 AM
Have a GREAT DAY EVERYBODY !
- ElisabethWhispers
- 03-14-2017, 10:36 AM
- Fancylady
- 03-14-2017, 10:40 AM
- Lieutenant Colonel Angus
- 03-15-2017, 03:37 PM
Looks like this thread kinda took a weird turn, but im gonna throw in my 2 cents on dirty talk just cause, well Im bored and its either this or focus on work...
Ill take a 6 (on the 1-10 scale) that talks dirty over an 8 that doesnt any day! Such a huge turn on. Makes me feel more relaxed and comfortable. I think there is a kind of honesty in it that is a huge turn on.
I used to work with a girl who was pretty, but not exactly the kind of girl you jerk off too automatically. She was just sort of plain, maybe even boring looking. A solid 7, Girl next door for sure. We were were friendly and even had moments of innocent flirting back and forth. One evening at work, several of us were standing around just chatting and the subject of sex came up. I made the comment that life is so much easier for women because a) Even not so attractive girls can pretty much get laid ANY time they want. All they have to do is ask and 9 times out of 10 most guys will say yes. and b) They have the last resort career option that guy's dont necessarily have.
She was there and like everyobe else sge just kinda giggled and the conversation moved on.
Later that evening, out of pretty much nowhere, she approaches me while im alone in the file room and says "Remember what you said earlier?" I said "Ha ha! About girls having it easy? Yeah, I remember." She said "Well?" I said "Well what?" having not picked up on the hint. She rolled her eyes and said "WELL, Do you want to mess around?" I said "Are you serious?" She said yeah. I said "Right now?" She grinned and said "Yeah, right now." So i went to the door and locked it so no one could come in, then i pulled her to me and we started kissing. She reached down and put her hand on my cock. I was already rock hard.
She started rubbing my dick through my jeans. I ran my hand down the front of her pants to play with her pussy. She was soaked. I started fingering her and she started kissing my neck and ears and started kinda shaking a little.
It was super hot already because it was so out of nowhere, but then she whispered in my ear "I want this cock in my pussy." Those words coming out of her mouth sent me over the edge and I just couldnt control it. I started cumming almost immediately. When i started cumming, she started to cum and we both just stood there quivering for a few seconds. After a moment, we were still standing there with our hands in each others pants. Then we started laughing. We both got each other off in about a total of 5 minutes. We cleaned up real fast and walked out of the file room like nothing happened and went about our shift.
I never looked at her the sane again. She became so sexy to me. Ive managed to get lucky a handful of times in my life and found myself sleeping with girls that were way, way too good looking for my ugly ass. Several were physocally way way better looking than her, but NONE were anywhere near as sexy as she was, mostly because she knew how to say things that were so fucking hot. Not even close.
We kept messing around for about 6 months, but then things started getting weird and I ended up moving to a different position with the company at a different office. To be honest, I wanted to keep it going but I dont think she wanted anything more than the occasional quick fuck at the office. Since i wasnt in the office anymorw, that couldnt happen.
But holy shit... just that one little bit talking dirty coming from the mouth of an otherwise innocent looking, boring girl has given my mental spank bank years worth of material.
So yes, please ladies, talk dirty. Its the difference between decent fun, and mind blowing, leave an impression for years fun.
Ill take a 6 (on the 1-10 scale) that talks dirty over an 8 that doesnt any day! Such a huge turn on. Makes me feel more relaxed and comfortable. I think there is a kind of honesty in it that is a huge turn on.
I used to work with a girl who was pretty, but not exactly the kind of girl you jerk off too automatically. She was just sort of plain, maybe even boring looking. A solid 7, Girl next door for sure. We were were friendly and even had moments of innocent flirting back and forth. One evening at work, several of us were standing around just chatting and the subject of sex came up. I made the comment that life is so much easier for women because a) Even not so attractive girls can pretty much get laid ANY time they want. All they have to do is ask and 9 times out of 10 most guys will say yes. and b) They have the last resort career option that guy's dont necessarily have.
She was there and like everyobe else sge just kinda giggled and the conversation moved on.
Later that evening, out of pretty much nowhere, she approaches me while im alone in the file room and says "Remember what you said earlier?" I said "Ha ha! About girls having it easy? Yeah, I remember." She said "Well?" I said "Well what?" having not picked up on the hint. She rolled her eyes and said "WELL, Do you want to mess around?" I said "Are you serious?" She said yeah. I said "Right now?" She grinned and said "Yeah, right now." So i went to the door and locked it so no one could come in, then i pulled her to me and we started kissing. She reached down and put her hand on my cock. I was already rock hard.
She started rubbing my dick through my jeans. I ran my hand down the front of her pants to play with her pussy. She was soaked. I started fingering her and she started kissing my neck and ears and started kinda shaking a little.
It was super hot already because it was so out of nowhere, but then she whispered in my ear "I want this cock in my pussy." Those words coming out of her mouth sent me over the edge and I just couldnt control it. I started cumming almost immediately. When i started cumming, she started to cum and we both just stood there quivering for a few seconds. After a moment, we were still standing there with our hands in each others pants. Then we started laughing. We both got each other off in about a total of 5 minutes. We cleaned up real fast and walked out of the file room like nothing happened and went about our shift.
I never looked at her the sane again. She became so sexy to me. Ive managed to get lucky a handful of times in my life and found myself sleeping with girls that were way, way too good looking for my ugly ass. Several were physocally way way better looking than her, but NONE were anywhere near as sexy as she was, mostly because she knew how to say things that were so fucking hot. Not even close.
We kept messing around for about 6 months, but then things started getting weird and I ended up moving to a different position with the company at a different office. To be honest, I wanted to keep it going but I dont think she wanted anything more than the occasional quick fuck at the office. Since i wasnt in the office anymorw, that couldnt happen.
But holy shit... just that one little bit talking dirty coming from the mouth of an otherwise innocent looking, boring girl has given my mental spank bank years worth of material.
So yes, please ladies, talk dirty. Its the difference between decent fun, and mind blowing, leave an impression for years fun.
- Zena
- 03-16-2017, 10:02 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmm. Great story Lieut.
Thank you for getting us back on track. In some ways , I am like that girl .... I don't look like the typical Escort. I look more like the slightly sexy Pta Mom or soccer Mom, but with cleavage. Ohhhh... but, ohh, I smile in public secretly- knowing just how NAUGHTY ~ I REALLY AM ! HA !
Thank you for getting us back on track. In some ways , I am like that girl .... I don't look like the typical Escort. I look more like the slightly sexy Pta Mom or soccer Mom, but with cleavage. Ohhhh... but, ohh, I smile in public secretly- knowing just how NAUGHTY ~ I REALLY AM !
HA !
- Fancylady
- 03-17-2017, 09:38 AM
Mmmmmmmmmmm. Great story Lieut.I agree thanks getting topic back on track.Pick up business girl.Great story Liet.Client yesterday talking dirty talk he cum so hard he had to sit down 10min and drink water.Dirty talk really turn people on.
Thank you for getting us back on track. In some ways , I am like that girl .... I don't look like the typical Escort. I look more like the slightly sexy Pta Mom or soccer Mom, but with cleavage. Ohhhh... but, ohh, I smile in public secretly- knowing just how NAUGHTY ~ I REALLY AM !
- DallasRain
- 03-17-2017, 11:22 PM
- DNinja69
- 03-18-2017, 12:12 AM
- terrier16973479
- 03-18-2017, 03:48 AM
Personally, I love dirty talk in situations with a lady where we can't have sex right then, I consider it a form of mental foreplay, in fact the longer it goes on, the more intense the feelings, the more excited both of us are, that when we are able to get BCD, the wilder the sex...And sometimes we don't get safely behind closed doors, and can lead to some once in a lifetime experiences!