Let's keep it funny

Two girls are sitting in a movie. One elbows the other and says, "psst! The man sitting next to me is jerking off."

"Well move away from him," the other whispers.

"I can't," the first one says. "He's using MY hand!"

I tried to swipe my CC down a strippers ass once. I don't think she liked it too much.

What is the difference between a young hooker and an old hooker?

The young one uses KY and the old one uses Poly Grip.

Just a Joke.

Dumbass move of the day
Walking to soda machine in complex which you have to pass a dark wooded area that doesnt look safe at night so I brought my pepper spray...In a clear area when the wind stopped I tried a pratice spray 2 times then less then 30 seconds later without thinking I had the not smart thought of wonder what it smells like so I smelled my hand holding the spray....Let's just say yup that tingles

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,

"Mommy, can little girls have babies?"

"No," said his mom, "Of course not."

Little Johnny then ran back outside and
yelled to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"

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How does an Aggie take a bath?




He pees in a fan!


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How does an Aggie put on his underwear?




Yellow in front, brown in back