Lol pretty much every week! I guess that puts face painting on the menu Originally Posted by SaigeHey bebe
- clearlylost
- 12-22-2013, 01:18 PM
- Guest120615-3
- 12-22-2013, 06:47 PM
My nose was injured in a recent encounter. I was getting dressed after a satisfactory experience when the provider bent over to pick up something and accidentally ripped a deadly fart. With my nasal passages polluted, I left somewhat nauseous. Dangerous this hobby.
- Lexxxy
- 12-23-2013, 06:56 AM
Omfg i posted this on another site and it's pretty similar but with some worse injuries. One was " she went to flip her hair out of her face doggie while i was over her and her head hit my mouth and put my tooth through my lip" the other bad one was " he went to swing his leg over my head while i was between his legs but,i was getting up at the same time. He kicked me in the face and broke my nose on the first day of my trip!" Holy crap I'm lucky!
- Saige
- 12-23-2013, 07:16 AM
- J.J. Walker
- 12-23-2013, 08:12 AM
Emotional damage, remorse
- wanttohavefun
- 01-01-2014, 08:44 AM
I had a condom failure cause a bruise.
When I was early to the hobby in 2009 I had condom fit problems along with getting used to having enthusiastic partners again.
During a fun CG session the condom came loose as I was filling it. In her hurry to get to the bathroom she gave me a solid kick to my side that bruised later on.
Hilary's long legs had a lot of power but I was smart enough to not mention her kicking like a mule.
When I was early to the hobby in 2009 I had condom fit problems along with getting used to having enthusiastic partners again.
During a fun CG session the condom came loose as I was filling it. In her hurry to get to the bathroom she gave me a solid kick to my side that bruised later on.
Hilary's long legs had a lot of power but I was smart enough to not mention her kicking like a mule.
- lvus2bballed
- 01-05-2014, 12:44 PM
Just last week I had a provider lock her knees behind my head during some prolonged DATY. Well, I wasn't ergonomically sound and ended up with a pinched nerve and numbness in three fingers for almost a week.
The other is a word to the wise: when receiving a golden shower make sure the angles are right so that a powerful steam will NOT go up into your sinuses.
Trust me on this. It is hard to explain why they are burning 48 hours later to your (female!) doc!
The other is a word to the wise: when receiving a golden shower make sure the angles are right so that a powerful steam will NOT go up into your sinuses.
Trust me on this. It is hard to explain why they are burning 48 hours later to your (female!) doc!
- Autumn Bolan
- 01-05-2014, 01:43 PM
When I used to just trim, I snipped my clit with scissors by accident.
I once clocked a cop in his jaw with platform heels. I told him not to move as a swung my leg over his head, and what did the idiot do? He moved.
That was when I danced. He was off duty. I didn't feel to bad about it.
I once clocked a cop in his jaw with platform heels. I told him not to move as a swung my leg over his head, and what did the idiot do? He moved.
That was when I danced. He was off duty. I didn't feel to bad about it.
- J.J. Walker
- 01-05-2014, 05:29 PM
Inflamed sinus and insomnia
- jackfengshui
- 01-13-2014, 10:55 PM
I just heard about the TV series on TLC called "Sex Sent Me to the ER".
One episode has to do with a woman being treated for a 3-hour long orgasm.
One episode has to do with a woman being treated for a 3-hour long orgasm.