Ode to Lauren

chicagoboy's Avatar
There once was a hooker from Houston.... Originally Posted by boardman
Who's cooch/face/ass was frequently Juiced On... Originally Posted by riday
Whose titties were frequently juiced on ...
Don T. Lukbak's Avatar
I think this game is what made me so popular back in junior high. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
...and I waz tinkin dodgeball!
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Is it normal for there for there to be open discussion of love, marriage, confessions of affection, and the like between escorts and their clients? Originally Posted by LuckOfTheOrient
Only when DG is trying to stealthily negotiate a discount.
nvm. wrong post.
citizen44's Avatar
I know I'm going to get the "your doing it wrong" comment, but as nice as another visit with Lauren would be, I'd prefer to read a novel which was written by her.

That's my ode.
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  • Tetas
  • 12-10-2014, 07:36 PM
nvm. wrong post. Originally Posted by futile
Oh shit, I'm just having a good day today, I guess!
Your user name and that post has had me chuckling for a good 5 minutes!
(Read it in Eeyore's voice, it gets funnier!)
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OP...you're doing it wrong...

You need to list every other hooker in her price range and then explain, one at a time, how she's better than all of them... Originally Posted by Wakeup
OP /DG/ you / Cybill
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I know I'm going to get the "your doing it wrong" comment, but as nice as another visit with Lauren would be, I'd prefer to read a novel which was written by her.

That's my ode. Originally Posted by citizen44


I know I'm going to get the "your doing it wrong" comment, but as nice as another visit with Lauren would be, I'd prefer to read a novel which was written by her.

That's my ode. Originally Posted by citizen44
I think you're doing it just fine.
Spice, did you really have to post that in my love thread? Isn't it close to violating some kind of guideline?
Spice, did you really have to post that in my love thread? Isn't it close to violating some kind of guideline? Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
You're amazing and that's solidified by this comment...

And a Batman t-shirt?

This is a woman to write about "falling in love with your provider"... Wait... Is that what DG is up to?
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Spice, did you really have to post that in my love thread? Isn't it close to violating some kind of guideline? Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
Lol quite right, my apologies. After all, it's your special moment...
Spice, did you really have to post that in my love thread? Isn't it close to violating some kind of guideline? Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
yeah.....outing about 200 or more eccie fucktards.

Edit: What you just did there hippo.....i saw that.
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I'm not sure I want to schedule with Lauren...I don't want to piss y'all off by making Lauren fall in love with me...because whores love them some Wakeup...
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Lol. Nope. Straight cash, homie Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
Now that's the hooker I know & love