IF A PROVIDER ASKS U TO SHOWER... Do u think that there might be a reason? And if u decline is it fair to review negatively when the provider......

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I promise to shower with Axe body wash within an hour of any appointment. Originally Posted by cowboy8055
You could write the book on it! You smell AMAZING, have perfect hygiene, and YOU ARE SO HOT!!!!
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PM, with all due respect. I say again : Do you know me ?? Don't think so. Far from the truth. All of the girls that I have seen do. They know exactly what my personal situation is currently is. And at one point not too long ago what I was willing to sacrifice and give up for someone I cared about very much. Several ECCIE members do know who I am and know my situation. Originally Posted by DickDastardly14450
Just so we know which you are.......

-a mindless shill for a hook who shoots her mouth off about BCD activities, after you show her all ROS on reviews, or ML discussions.....

OR

-a white knight who harms her reputation and business by shooting YOUR mouth off when it should be shut.......

Which are you again?


elg......
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Well everyone should know that the weather is getting HOTTER OUT THERE!! The rinse repeat application should be put to action So the awful schweddy salty balls don't get published again... Ladies should be using this rinse repeat application several times a day!!!! Originally Posted by Atalia


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You could write the book on it! You smell AMAZING, have perfect hygiene, and YOU ARE SO HOT!!!! Originally Posted by Lexxxy
Thanks Lexxxy.
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PM, with all due respect. I say again : Do you know me ?? Don't think so. Far from the truth. All of the girls that I have seen do. They know exactly what my personal situation is currently is. And at one point not too long ago what I was willing to sacrifice and give up for someone I cared about very much. Several ECCIE members do know who I am and know my situation. Originally Posted by DickDastardly14450
Look Dick,
I don't know you either but do yourself a favor and stop revealing stuff that will get you banned irregardless if it was public for a bit or not. We all know your relationship with AA but let her fight her own battles and stop stirring the pot. I have no idea what happened there's always 2 sides to every story.. It's always he said she said I really don't care, i've seen her before had fun, no issues but she has pulled this before when she got a bad review. Whatever.... BD
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The hook is clearly attempting damage control for a negative review. Predictably, it appears on the surface to be backfiring but ultimately, who knows? It's the old any press is good press argument. While she certainly appears loosely hinged, quite a few guys like that kind of thing ( I sort of do) and she may drum up some extra business.

The customer protecting her is self-disclosing way too much and profiles as the ideal pigeon for an opportunistic hook, of which there are many.

I don't know. The hook probably should have just invented an excuse so as not to suck cock or whatever else she didn't want to do for whatever reason instead of pretending it's an unusual occurrence.

This kind of shit has little impact on whether I would book an appointment. I'm more turned off by fatso hooks than I am by mental cases.
  • Chloe
  • 05-27-2015, 03:07 PM
Believe it or not we all do not show up here after taking escorting 101 or hobbiest 101. Should cleanliness be an obvious for intimate situations.....probably so. I have a section on my website that clearly states that I expect the client to shower/clean up when he arrives and that I provide all ammeties for that. Then upon arrival and some conversation I direct them in the direction of the bathroom.

If they say they have already showered I take their word as they do mine that I have showered before hand and proceed. If it turns out they are in need of cleanliness/grooming etc.....they get what they prepared for. I will either go to town on you or shy away from many activities. All was stated in directions and offered upon arrival. At that point we have no reason to explain our actions.

I am just stating my perspective on the original op post, drama aside. OSD had a great point that offering to shower with is always fun for both parties! Scrub each other down how you like it and set some fun foreplay in the midst! And hey.....if we we all knew how to follow directions of appropriateness.....would any of us be here to begin with? My in call is certainly not a club of health code restrictions just a place of mutually beneficial fun! Be upfront with what you expect with what should be obvious or not!
You could write the book on it! You smell AMAZING, have perfect hygiene, and YOU ARE SO HOT!!!! Originally Posted by Lexxxy
I second that!!!
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I second that!!! Originally Posted by Angel14609
Lucy's over my shoulder "I want to save a horse and ride a sexy good smelling cowboy!"
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mmmmmm there got to be a way to get a free shower out of this
Actually from my alert to the other providers I have heard that this is in fact NOT the first time u have had a SMELL situation down there at an appt.
You could write the book on it! You smell AMAZING, have perfect hygiene, and YOU ARE SO HOT!!!! Originally Posted by Lexxxy
I second that!!! Originally Posted by Angel14609
Lucy's over my shoulder "I want to save a horse and ride a sexy good smelling cowboy!" Originally Posted by Lexxxy
I , too , appreciate Cowboy for his excellent hygiene. Good hygiene and punctuality are two character traits that are generally under a person's control, and it says something about someone who practices both.

Cowboy and Lexxxy for the newly formed positions of Hygiene Mod.
irregardless Originally Posted by ben dover
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Actually from my alert to the other providers I have heard that this is in fact NOT the first time u have had a SMELL situation down there at an appt. Originally Posted by Amelia Angel
I am entertained.