Would you guys even dare...?

That's so weird. I was visiting one of my UTRs and went in the side door to the back bedroom as usual. She comes in and she's on the phone! I look at her like she's crazy, but she's never let me down before, so I just go with it. She's already talking dirty, but gives me the finger over the mouth silence symbol. Doesn't even break stride as she kneels over the side of the bed and goes face down ass up. She's telling this guy how horny she is and how she's fingering her pussy, yadda yadda. She should have just been honest with him because what she really loves is what I was doing to her ass and pussy with mouth, fingers, and cock. She cut off the dirty talk and starts yakking about dinner plans. Nearly lost my wood, but then she starts with the kegels and thrusts back against me to show she's still interested.

She hangs up and starts the dirty talk again, this time really talking about what we're doing. I blow like a volcano and she gives me this evil grin and says "same time next Wednesday?"
What is it with women and knowing the Head-Bitch-in-Charge is on the phone????

Lady who didn't believe the wife knows I play came for an overnighter with me. Wife does her check in call. I excuse myself to living room. Lady comes out, does the fingers-to-ear phone gesture and silently mouths "Your Wife"? I nod 'yes'. Next thing I know the lady comes back out naked and carrying a cordless vibrating wand. She goes spread eagle on the couch and vibrates her coochie to where it's glistening with coochie juice. She motions me over, puts on a condom and silently mouths "Fuck Me". All this while the wife is still blah-blah-blahing to me on the phone. Neck cradle the phone, boink the lady and say "Yes dear" a couple times. As any of you ladies know men rarely nut quietly and I'm no exception. At this point I didn't give a shit, just had sex, soooooo:
Wife: "Are you jacking off while talking to me"?
Me: "Nah. I was fucking 'Bambi'"(Not her name but I did use her provider name)
Bambi (again not her name): Clamps her hand over her mouth and gives me that oh-no-you-didn't look.
Wife: "Yeah right"
So I hold the phone up and say "Bambi say hi to the wife. Wife say hello to Bambi" (Again, I just had sex what do I care).

Two quick and awkward "Hiiiiiii"s. Wife tells me to have a good time but don't spend too much and hangs up. Lady proceeds to slap me around.

So there's something erotic to women about knowing a guy's wife is within ear-shot. Originally Posted by Hercules
GoodLorrd Herc,

Did you use redbull instead of water in your coffee machine this morning??

I've always told you to bring wifey over next time for a nice tongue massage
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That's Hot! Bliss is smoking Hot too.
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  • 8701
  • 10-06-2017, 08:18 PM
Nope, I wouldn't think of it. The Hispanic, mixed, and black chicks I date have ex ray vision and swear they can see thru the phone! He has bigger ones than me, then again I don't hobby if I'm dating.

Bliss is so sexy and intelligent!!! Luv her


Why don't you have a seat over there Bliss? So you thought it was OK to let young children listen in on your sessions... Originally Posted by MW76
which hooker belongs to this obvious mandle?
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Knowing Bliss as well as I do, I have no doubt it happened exactly as she says and her feelings about how she felt are 100% genuine. MW76, why don’t you contribute something worthwhile to the board (maybe a review?) and stop being a troll? ...and get some therapy!

Rock on Bliss, baby!!
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Bliss is the ULTIMATE in kinky wild FUN
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DAMMMMM Bliss I would have loved to
be your next customer!!!

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Very hot!

MW76 has issues. The mom was making all the noise "in front of the children", not the provider. Trolls will be trolls.
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Bliss, that was fucking hot girl!

It's always fun when someone comes in a changes things up a bit! Good for you! Glad you had a blast!
  • grean
  • 10-12-2017, 01:39 PM
Glad you had a blast!
Originally Posted by berkleigh
Budum bum bum.....

Good God Bliss! Hello!
Bliss, that was fucking hot girl!

It's always fun when someone comes in a changes things up a bit! Good for you! Glad you had a blast!
Originally Posted by berkleigh
Thanks girl! It was pretty crazy and yet, still no word from him Lol
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Bliss you have me at full attention, damn that sounds hot. Although being with you, I would devote all the attention on you.