A Beautiful Penis.......

Don't you mean..... Schweddy Balls???

https://youtu.be/bPpcfH_HHH8 Originally Posted by thathottnurse

You are correct mam ! I fell short of honoring it's humorous origination. Saw the skit again yesterday - it's as funny now as when it first hit the airways.

Took enough time just to find the naked cock. Who and why would anyone want a naked chicken/cock ? eeeeehhhhh, never mind - I must respect my fellow peers.

Hey! Wait Wait Wait! I would Loooooove to see some beautiful penis photos! Bring it on! Woot!


~Kelly TNT Originally Posted by Kelly TNT

This Tebowmas my 1.3" of dangling death is dressed as a reindeer, rather than the Santa and elves. Check your PMs.

I Looooooooove Me A Beautiful Penis! Just looking at it... Holding it, licking it...Ooof.
A well groomed man is just Fucking Sexy.

That's All. I just needed to share that.

~Kelly TNT

Originally Posted by Kelly TNT

I have a beautiful penis perfectly designed for maximum pleasure...and i know how to use it well.

I would just like to say.... THANK YOU! I have quite the collection of beautiful penis pictures being emailed to me. What did I get for Christmas this year??? A YUMMMMMMMMMMMY Beautiful Rock (hard) Cock collection!! Wooot!

Ah Thaaank Yooouu

~Kelly TNT <3 Originally Posted by Kelly TNT

Shit! It was supposed to be "rock hard"? I guess it's back to the 7-11 men's room I go....

Kelly - do you like miniatures?

I sent this hook a picture of my cock. I would say it was 3/4 hard in the picture.

She responded very cordially. Good looking hook.

And yessss! I love a beautiful cock too!
I love to watch a man stroke his cock, pleasuring himself until he comes.
Such a turn on!




Originally Posted by berkleigh

We need to meet Berkleigh... Me stroking while you do a horny strip tease

I'm pretty sure this thread is about me. Originally Posted by TheEccie214

That would be incorrect; I know this because all the ladies at the AMPS always tell me I have a great big beautiful dick.

I get compliments some times.

I polish my knob as often as I can.

I Looooooooove Me A Beautiful Penis! Just looking at it... Holding it, licking it...Ooof.
A well groomed man is just Fucking Sexy.

That's All. I just needed to share that.

~Kelly TNT

Originally Posted by Kelly TNT

I have a beautiful penis...maybe you will see it one day.

A well groomed man is just Fucking Sexy.
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You would luv me.

I shave just about everything (even ass) and try to maintain 6 pack abs. ;-)

I'm a total metro.

MWAH!

ouch.......IJS.....looks like that hurts........

Hey Ithyphallicus I told you not to show anyone my erect penis.