Funny.....sorta. However, at this point, I wouldn't let him touch me with any part of you, much less himself, but thanks for coming to this corner of the playground!
When I said I was picky about my clients, know that it's true, hon.
However, if you got something ya wanna share, that will teach me/us something useful, or even if ya just wanna be a really nice gent.....Please. Share as I've asked of him, or hey, even an apology for lumping me and all the ladies in what ya described us all as, using an even less than unsavory, phrase, would be HUGE! Not only that, but every lady here would be very grateful, sir. Thanks!