Your favorite movie phrase

Stop saying that!

Had a wonderful moment at the Westgate Amy's. Walked out of The Fellowship of the Ring and saw lemon cheesecake ice cream on the board, so I did my Gollum impression: "It'ss mine. It'ss mine and I wantss it, my preciouss...."

The cremista apparently hadn't seen the movie and backed up to the wall with her eyes so wide I could see the whites; oops.

From Training Day:

I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down. King Kong ain't got shit on me. That's right, that's right. Shit, I don't, fuck. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfucking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.

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From Dogma:

Bethany: What's he like?
Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.

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I doubt yall are keen to this old Chris Rock movie .. CB4:

Grandma: Shut up girl. You just think you so smart 'cuz you can read.

It's funny because it's so ignorant. HAHA!

"That's right! You can't kill me, motherfuckers!" Samuel L. Jackson from a Long Kiss Goodnight.

"Nice fucking model!" *cue grabs his croutch* Michael Keaton from Beetlejuice.

"I am not a cop anymore Clarence." Peter Weller from Robocop.

"Well, no bug to big ehh." The guy who played Homer from 1987's The Nest.

Peter Vincent: "Where is Charlie's mother?"
Evil Ed: "Apparently, she's working nights." "But, she left a note!"
Evil Ed grins and replies: "Ummmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmm!" "His dinners in the oven!"
Steven Geofferys and Roddy McDowall from Fight Night 1985.

"Boy, you must be crazy or just plain stupid." Random guy on Forrest Gump.

And last, but not least,

"WOW, she is gorgeous!" Jack Black from Shallow Hal. There is a reason why I posted this one.

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

- They Live

They Live. I forgot about that one. What a cool b movie!

it took me a while to finally remember this one......

Captain Hook from Peter Pan many, many years ago! "A jealous female can be tricked into anything."

From the movie Striptease:
Congressman Dilbeck: My brain is turning to shit...
Erb: Well hey, that's why you're in congress!

same movie:
Demi Moore: If I come back tomorrow, can we talk more about my case?
Congressman Dilbeck:We can talk about anything you want, long as you're naked.

Daniel Day Lewis to Leonardo De Caprio: "well are you going to say something or is your mouth to full of *bunny* juice to move?"

hehe well I guess I felt inspired for that one to pop into my head after hitting the jackpot w/ MAGEN last night (1st ad view,respond,&appointment) before she headed out cxc

"Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here."

- Jack Nicholson, As Good as It Gets

From Dune...

Gurney Halleck: "Behold, as a wild ass in the desert, go I forth to my work."

Days of Thunder
Harry Hogge: What do you know about stock car racing?
Cole Trickle: Well... watched it on television, of course.
Harry Hogge: You've seen it on television?
Cole Trickle: ESPN. The coverage is excellent, you'd be surprised at how much you can pick up.
Harry Hogge: I'm sure I would.

Harry Hogge: All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.
Cole Trickle: Hit the pace car?
Harry Hogge: Hit the pace car.
Cole Trickle: What for?
Harry Hogge: Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect.

Hancock:

Ray Embrey: [showing Hancock his uniform] For when they call.
Hancock: I ain't wearing that, Ray.
Ray Embrey: Yes, you are.
Hancock: Oh no, I'm not.
Ray Embrey: No, you are.
Hancock: Actually, I'm not Ray.
Ray Embrey: You think you're not, but you are.
Hancock: I will fight crime butt-ass naked before I fight it in that, Ray.
Ray Embrey: You know, you have fought naked. We got that. That's on Youtube.

Hancock: [flying around while carrying SUV full of Asian gangsters] Konnichiwa!
Asian Gang Member: What? I'm not Japanese, man! Put us down!
Hancock: Oh, now you speak "Engly," huh? "Speak Engly," now?

Hancock: [to Asian gangsters] If you don't give yourselves up quietly, I swear to Christ, your head is going up the driver's ass, his head is going up your ass, and you drew the short stick, cause your head is going up my ass!

Iron Eagle:

Chappy Sinclair: Now, what do you do when one of them is flying straight at you?
Reggie: You eject and start doing the backstroke.

Doug Masters: Anyone ever tell you that you talk too much?
Chappy Sinclair: Yeah, my ex-wife.

Armageddon:
Harry Stamper: How long you work for me?
A.J.: Five wonderful years.
Harry Stamper: In five years you have *never* apologized to me this quickly. Something's goin' on here, I'm gonna find out what it is.

Lev Andropov: It's stuck, yes?
Watts: Back off! You don't know the components!
Lev Andropov: [annoyed] Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!


Colonel William Sharp: [In response to Rockhound riding the nuclear warhead] Get off... the nuclear... warhead.
Rockhound: I was doing that guy from that movie, you know, Slim Pickens, where he rides it all the way in, the nuclear warhead.
Colonel William Sharp: Now.
Rockhound: Oh, you didn't see that one, huh?

Helga the Nurse: Mr. Chappell, you're next
Chick: Aw, gee, lady. I just came here to drill.
Helga the Nurse: Oh!
[Holds up anal probe]
Helga the Nurse: So did I.

300:
Queen Gorgo: Spartan!
King Leonidas: Yes, my lady?
Queen Gorgo: Come back with your shield, or on it.
King Leonidas: Yes, my lady.

Messenger: Choose your next words carefully, Leonidas. They may be your last as king.
King Leonidas: [to himself: thinking] "Earth and water"?
[Leonidas unsheathes and points his sword at the Messenger's throat]
Messenger: Madman! You're a madman!
King Leonidas: Earth and water? You'll find plenty of both down there.
Messenger: No man, Persian or Greek, no man threatens a messenger!
King Leonidas: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!
Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
King Leonidas: Madness...?
[shouting]
King Leonidas: This is Sparta!
[Kicks the messenger down the well]

Xerxes: Come Leonidas, let us reason together. It would be a regrettable waste. It would be nothing short of madness for you, brave king, and your valiant troops to perish. All because of a simple misunderstanding. There is much our cultures could share.
King Leonidas: Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.