NOTICE … My Complimentary, All Expenses Paid Vacation From June 2ed - July 1st :-(

oilfieldscum's Avatar
What color jumpsuit do the ladies wear in the Harris County lockup? I would thinck Brooke would be more concerned about that. Originally Posted by pyramider
I hope she likes the color bright orange and eating frozen baloney sandwhiches.
Brooke

I understand that conjugal visits are now available at Harris County Jail. Would you like to schedule?

Judge

PS: I'll put good time credit in for you.
Giiiiiirrrrrrrrrllll ......maybe ther I can finally visit u..
ull b fine..I know..
JohnnyKash's Avatar
Have a nice time. The jail smell will linger on you when you get out for a few days. You will be reminded of the jail stank each time you pass gas.
You go around endangering people's lives who are on the road trying to get to and from work, school, doctor's visits, etc. You then get sentenced to jail time. And you have the nerve to get on here and brag about it like you're proud of yourself that you're only doing 30 days?!!

I wish they would've given you at least 6 months. Inconsiderate garbage like you need to kept away from society.

And a soda addiction, seriously? How lame is that? What makes you think anybody here gives a sh*t if you're gone for 30 days or 30 years? Originally Posted by coolaid
Glass house, stones.
Brooke Wilde's Avatar
Sorry I don't have time to read every ones replies .... I have been swamped trying to get myself and my life situated before I turn myself in ... I did scan over this thread and read something about how dangerous I am and yep that's true. Just as your actions in your hobby life are "dangerous".

We all have vices and I'd be willing to bet the married men on here who are judging me about how dangerous my actions are .... well I bet your wives would feel those BBBJ's and sex you are having with random hookers is equally dangerous to her life and health.

Alot of us endanger someone from time to time with how we live our lives and many of ya'll are endangering the person you share a bed with at night, but it's okay for you guys to endanger your wife while getting your jollies off, but when I wanna get my jollies off doing 120, I'm suddenly so irresponsible ... LOL! Yeah okay! Whatever floats your boat, I will decide what risks I am willing to take, just like you guys decide which risks you are willing to take.
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And for the record ... I have never been in a crash .... if you pay attention to when "street racers" die in Houston, they are always in their late teens to early 20's ... when in the hell is the last time you heard of a 30+ year old dying in a street racing crash? You don't hear about it because it doesn't happen and that is not becuase they are not out street racing, its just that driving/ racing skills are acquired with practice.

I'm sure most of ya'll who are whining about about my choice, have drove legally drunk many time in your life ... and that is when people of our age crash and kill others, not when they are sober, racing someone for a few seconds.
Brooke Wilde's Avatar
http://www.click2houston.com/news/hi...9/-/index.html

Female driver dies in early Monday morning accident ,police say she was speeding Originally Posted by carkido45
Speeding down Memorial .... lol. Wait for the toxicology tests ... I can smell the liquor from here.
Fancyinheels's Avatar
I am SO sorry that you have to be a guest of such an establishment. I am a wee bit amazed AND impressed at why you'll be there . Wowza.
("Fast and Furious 7: Brooke goes Wild!")

I, too, applaud your honesty in 'fessing up. Shamrock luck, keep your pretty head and fanny low in there, and we'll see you for the jail break party.
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Just as your actions in your hobby life are "dangerous".

We all have vices and I'd be willing to bet the married men on here who are judging me about how dangerous my actions are .... well I bet your wives would feel those BBBJ's and sex you are having with random hookers is equally dangerous to her life and health.

Alot of us endanger someone from time to time with how we live our lives and many of ya'll are endangering the person you share a bed with at night, but it's okay for you guys to endanger your wife while getting your jollies off, but when I wanna get my jollies off doing 120, I'm suddenly so irresponsible ... LOL! Yeah okay! Whatever floats your boat, I will decide what risks I am willing to take, just like you guys decide which risks you are willing to take. Originally Posted by Brooke Wild
The difference is MY Jollies don't ENDANGER the lives of innocent people. And no I'm not married so your lame attack back defense does not work with me.

This whole story is bullshit anyway.
Don T. Lukbak's Avatar
Alot of us endanger someone from time to time with how we live our lives and many of ya'll are endangering the person you share a bed with at night, but it's okay for you guys to endanger your wife while getting your jollies off, but when I wanna get my jollies off doing 120, I'm suddenly so irresponsible ... LOL! Yeah okay! Whatever floats your boat, I will decide what risks I am willing to take, just like you guys decide which risks you are willing to take. Originally Posted by Brooke Wild
Disappointing.

I had believed you were better than that. Clearly I had overestimated your humanity.

Pity the random schmendrick unfortunate enough to wander into your blazing path of vainglory. May the justice system have no mercy on you if that happens.
carkido45's Avatar
Sorry I don't have time to read every ones replies .... I have been swamped trying to get myself and my life situated before I turn myself in ... I did scan over this thread and read something about how dangerous I am and yep that's true. Just as your actions in your hobby life are "dangerous".

We all have vices and I'd be willing to bet the married men on here who are judging me about how dangerous my actions are .... well I bet your wives would feel those BBBJ's and sex you are having with random hookers is equally dangerous to her life and health.

Alot of us endanger someone from time to time with how we live our lives and many of ya'll are endangering the person you share a bed with at night, but it's okay for you guys to endanger your wife while getting your jollies off, but when I wanna get my jollies off doing 120, I'm suddenly so irresponsible ... LOL! Yeah okay! Whatever floats your boat, I will decide what risks I am willing to take, just like you guys decide which risks you are willing to take. Originally Posted by Brooke Wild
What if it's a small baby that you kill in an accident while getting your jollies
How bad does it have to be , you're already going to jail .
I for one don't feel bad you're going jail it's long overdue .
It will do one thing it will keep you alive and others
I hope your stay in jail is an experience you chose not to repeat .
I hope they don'y give you your license back .

The driver of the car that was mangled wasn't drunk just speeding
RGB93's Avatar
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  • 05-28-2013, 10:27 PM
After reading BW's post all I can do is SMMFH.
I hope you use this time incarcerated to reevaluate your decisions. 200+ tickets (which I find highly improbable) is a fairly clear indication that you are a public menace and a danger to yourself and others when you are behind the wheel of an automobile. Driving is a privilege and a responsibility, not a right.

Comparing your indiscriminate recklessness to hobbying is childish and misleading. One way or another, all of us here made the decision to participate in this. We are consenting adults and are of sound body and mind (mostly...) The people you share the road with and endanger with your cavalier attitude did not make the decision to be there with someone like you, who clearly values the lives and safety of their fellow man so little. There are innocent people, children and thousands of other responsible citizens who rely on our public roads. The threat you and your behavior represents isn't some statistically unlikely illness or emotional upheaval, rather it is death and destruction with no regard.

The facts are simple and clear: statistically, automobiles and reckless driving are the number one cause of untimely death in our country. I have to call bullshit on your clearly fictional accounts that most automobile deaths are young people because they don't have skill. Most automobile deaths are young people because young people are more likely to be reckless. The key factor here isn't age, it's behavior while behind the wheel.

You should be ashamed of yourself and I hope you never drive again.
08cris's Avatar
You go around endangering people's lives who are on the road trying to get to and from work, school, doctor's visits, etc. You then get sentenced to jail time. And you have the nerve to get on here and brag about it like you're proud of yourself that you're only doing 30 days?!!

I wish they would've given you at least 6 months. Inconsiderate garbage like you need to kept away from society.

And a soda addiction, seriously? How lame is that? What makes you think anybody here gives a sh*t if you're gone for 30 days or 30 years? Originally Posted by coolaid