...you don't pull on superman's cap... Originally Posted by Tsmokies
Is this what you had in mind?
Or this?
This?
Or would this be the cap Jor-El's son would prefer above all...?
- Guest050619-1
- 08-31-2018, 09:59 AM
Is this what you had in mind?
Or this?
This?
Or would this be the cap Jor-El's son would prefer above all...?
- Chung Tran
- 09-01-2018, 03:06 PM
je suis arrivé..
me and BobbyMann went on a pub crawl together. we decided to celebrate our new sense of Collegiality (see the thread "AMP recommendations" in Men's Lounge.. I am not allowed to link it here), by tossing back a few drinks. we drank Dallas Whiskey and lost our minds.. briefly. then headed to Houston for Highballs (3 for a Dime). we hit the rooftop of the Scout Bar, and sang at the top of our lungs..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82FXizQPZyA
we had not made further plans, but Bobby said we should extend the pub crawl a couple of days, and hit El Paso.. we hit a Karaoke joint there, Bobby was throwing back Scotch and water like it was Kool aid, while I sipped Corona. Bobby got a little rowdy, and the Bartender cut him off. Bobby wanted to sing.. the Karaoke Machine Operator suggested "El Paso", by Marty Robbins.. Bobby snarled that "El Paso" was a dumb song, he rambled on about the song having the storyteller dying at the end, so how can he be telling the story if he's dead? Bobby looked over the song list, and asked if they had "Asshole from El Paso"..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AH_Owld5UI
the Operator said "we don't have that".. Bobby deadpanned, "yes you do, he's serving drinks behind the Bar". minutes later El Paso's finest showed up to read us the riot act.. and to test our levels of intoxication. I blew a .07, Bobby blew a .23.. the Cops told us to get lost or face trespassing charges. I promised to drive, and keep Bobby secured in a seatbelt; the Cops let us go, one of them high-fived Bobby, saying he would be passed out before he could get to .23..
we headed towards Amarillo, but I got lost after a while.. "GPS, read me the GPS Bobby"! Bobby pulled a piece of paper from his shirt pocket, and began reading off female names and prices. "never mind", I yelled back.. we ended up in Dumas, Texas, at another Karaoke spot, where Bobby delighted the locals with his version of "I'm a Ding Dong Daddy from Dumas"..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZQjJus-tso
the applause was heavy.. "perhaps y'all would like to hear some of my poetry"?, Bobby inquired.. "no poetry Old Boy, let's get out of here while we are in their good graces"!, I rejoined. Bobby suggested we hit Abilene for our final pub stop, before returning to DFW.. "why Abilene?", I asked.. "women there don't treat you mean", Bobby said.. ok, whatever. we rolled into Abilene, but Bobby paused.. "I need to get some pussy, do they have any Cat Houses in this town"? I told Bobby I doubt it, he started to log in to ECCIE.. "look, it says I'm manned"! "no Bobby, it says 'banned', you and I are banned".
disgruntled, we decided to keep going, and make South Dallas our final stop.. we hit a Karaoke pub on MLK Boulevard.. Bobby and I spied 2 young (and FINE) black ladies sitting together.. "watch this", Bobby told me. he wandered to their table, bottle of Hennesee in hand. I followed close behind, ears perked as Bobby told them "the Yellow Rose of Texas" was written about a black woman. the young ladies were unimpressed, but half-heartedly applauded when me and Bobby duetted on "the Yellow Rose of Texas". we rejoined the ladies at their table, Bobby whispered in my ear.. "the song was the set up, now they will give themselves to us".. I trusted Bobby, we threw back a few drinks, and the girls told us they knew a backroom we could use.. me and Bobby accompanied them, Bobby glanced back at me with a grin.. "I told you I could score us some pussy" he whispered.
we woke up about 5:00 the next morning.. the ladies were gone.. the joint was locked up. our wallets were empty.. Bobby was missing $845, I had $690 that disappeared. "so those girls were Hookers", Bobby decided. "I must have blacked out big time.. I hope the sex was worth $845"! I didn't want to spoil the end of our adventure.. I simply nodded.. I didn't have the heart to tell Bobby we got rolled.
me and BobbyMann went on a pub crawl together. we decided to celebrate our new sense of Collegiality (see the thread "AMP recommendations" in Men's Lounge.. I am not allowed to link it here), by tossing back a few drinks. we drank Dallas Whiskey and lost our minds.. briefly. then headed to Houston for Highballs (3 for a Dime). we hit the rooftop of the Scout Bar, and sang at the top of our lungs..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82FXizQPZyA
we had not made further plans, but Bobby said we should extend the pub crawl a couple of days, and hit El Paso.. we hit a Karaoke joint there, Bobby was throwing back Scotch and water like it was Kool aid, while I sipped Corona. Bobby got a little rowdy, and the Bartender cut him off. Bobby wanted to sing.. the Karaoke Machine Operator suggested "El Paso", by Marty Robbins.. Bobby snarled that "El Paso" was a dumb song, he rambled on about the song having the storyteller dying at the end, so how can he be telling the story if he's dead? Bobby looked over the song list, and asked if they had "Asshole from El Paso"..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AH_Owld5UI
the Operator said "we don't have that".. Bobby deadpanned, "yes you do, he's serving drinks behind the Bar". minutes later El Paso's finest showed up to read us the riot act.. and to test our levels of intoxication. I blew a .07, Bobby blew a .23.. the Cops told us to get lost or face trespassing charges. I promised to drive, and keep Bobby secured in a seatbelt; the Cops let us go, one of them high-fived Bobby, saying he would be passed out before he could get to .23..
we headed towards Amarillo, but I got lost after a while.. "GPS, read me the GPS Bobby"! Bobby pulled a piece of paper from his shirt pocket, and began reading off female names and prices. "never mind", I yelled back.. we ended up in Dumas, Texas, at another Karaoke spot, where Bobby delighted the locals with his version of "I'm a Ding Dong Daddy from Dumas"..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZQjJus-tso
the applause was heavy.. "perhaps y'all would like to hear some of my poetry"?, Bobby inquired.. "no poetry Old Boy, let's get out of here while we are in their good graces"!, I rejoined. Bobby suggested we hit Abilene for our final pub stop, before returning to DFW.. "why Abilene?", I asked.. "women there don't treat you mean", Bobby said.. ok, whatever. we rolled into Abilene, but Bobby paused.. "I need to get some pussy, do they have any Cat Houses in this town"? I told Bobby I doubt it, he started to log in to ECCIE.. "look, it says I'm manned"! "no Bobby, it says 'banned', you and I are banned".
disgruntled, we decided to keep going, and make South Dallas our final stop.. we hit a Karaoke pub on MLK Boulevard.. Bobby and I spied 2 young (and FINE) black ladies sitting together.. "watch this", Bobby told me. he wandered to their table, bottle of Hennesee in hand. I followed close behind, ears perked as Bobby told them "the Yellow Rose of Texas" was written about a black woman. the young ladies were unimpressed, but half-heartedly applauded when me and Bobby duetted on "the Yellow Rose of Texas". we rejoined the ladies at their table, Bobby whispered in my ear.. "the song was the set up, now they will give themselves to us".. I trusted Bobby, we threw back a few drinks, and the girls told us they knew a backroom we could use.. me and Bobby accompanied them, Bobby glanced back at me with a grin.. "I told you I could score us some pussy" he whispered.
we woke up about 5:00 the next morning.. the ladies were gone.. the joint was locked up. our wallets were empty.. Bobby was missing $845, I had $690 that disappeared. "so those girls were Hookers", Bobby decided. "I must have blacked out big time.. I hope the sex was worth $845"! I didn't want to spoil the end of our adventure.. I simply nodded.. I didn't have the heart to tell Bobby we got rolled.
- Scribe
- 09-01-2018, 06:05 PM
Welcome Back CT...
- GREAT TALE! My appreciation for you has gone up 10X... lol
- GREAT TALE! My appreciation for you has gone up 10X... lol
- Longhorn17
- 09-01-2018, 06:19 PM
Dumas has karaoke?
- maa2015
- 09-01-2018, 07:57 PM
Wow..., I enjoy reading all of CT posts. I have to strongly agree with that the 1% are the reason why he got banned. I forsee Chung pimpin’ again!!!!!
- maa2015
- 09-01-2018, 08:00 PM
Chang will be back pimpin!!! I enjoy reading all his posts... I concur that 1% the reason(s) CT got banned. He will be back.
- Grace Preston
- 09-01-2018, 08:05 PM
- TexTushHog
- 09-01-2018, 09:32 PM
Dumas has karaoke? Originally Posted by Longhorn17Hell yeah, you hadn’t heard?
Got a whiz bang momma
She's a Bear Creek baby and a wampus kitty
I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas
You ought to see me do my stuff
For Bob Wills, wherever you are!
Welcome back, CT. Somewhere Dr. Thompson and Raoul Duke are smiling.
- Brandofan
- 09-02-2018, 04:17 AM
Huzzah! He's back! Sound the trumpets!
Welcome back brother!
Welcome back brother!
- Chung Tran
- 09-02-2018, 11:45 AM
- Brandofan
- 09-02-2018, 11:51 AM
HAHA It's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It is from a rather irreverent scene but thought it would be appropriate here!
Meanwhile with Manny out of action we're down a man. I think he'll be gone for at least six months.
Nonetheless it's good to have you back.
Meanwhile with Manny out of action we're down a man. I think he'll be gone for at least six months.
Nonetheless it's good to have you back.
- pmdelites
- 09-02-2018, 03:30 PM
je suis arrivé..chung, welcum back!
me and BobbyMann went on a pub crawl together. ... Originally Posted by Chung Tran
not only culturally and texas geography literate (such references!! did you two use a time machine to go to Lagrange??), you're quadralingual: english, vietnamese (guessing), french, and sex
thanks for a great story!
now, go see if you can get your ding dong a humdinger from the sexy & dark side!
- Guest121018
- 09-02-2018, 04:27 PM
I was about to say, Chung's banned? That's it, I quit.
- maa2015
- 09-02-2018, 06:45 PM
Well come. Good to see you are back.
- Analeese
- 09-02-2018, 08:22 PM
CT if you don’t feel well liked and missed around these parts now...your ass needs a new vacation...lol jkjk
Karaoke huh....well I’ll be damned....I’m having deja vu kinda
Karaoke huh....well I’ll be damned....I’m having deja vu kinda