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Wakeup's Avatar
No. I don't want to "get it"! Originally Posted by LexusLover
Then you need to stop wasting time making multipart posts here...you're just talking to a Sofia alterego...
TexasGator's Avatar
Then you need to stop wasting time making multipart posts here...you're just talking to a Sofia alterego... Originally Posted by Wakeuр
What's a Sofia alter ego?
I don't get it! Is there a manual somewhere?
boardman's Avatar
I don't get it! Is there a manual somewhere?
Originally Posted by TexasGator
Good point TG. Someone needs to get in touch with Paul. I thinck his time is about up and we don't want him leaving with the only copy.
Wayward's Avatar
LL still doesn't get it yet Wayward...should we help him out? Originally Posted by Wakeuр
I'm going to have dearhunter send him a PM.

TexasGator love the new avatar, but it's going to cost you. Just sayin'

Where is "Paul" anyway sofia is back from her many vacations shouldn't he be too?
LexusLover's Avatar
...you're just talking to a Sofia alterego... Originally Posted by Wakeuр
At least I am not talking to myself!
chicagoboy's Avatar
TexasGator love the new avatar, but it's going to cost you. Just sayin' Originally Posted by Wayward
Judging by that avatar, it looks like the Gator put on a few pounds over the holidays. Has Tasha been overserving him?
boardman's Avatar
Speaking of Tonia.....
Wayward's Avatar
Yes? Her name is still Tasha,

Boardman you can have some attention too, just ask her to bounce and give her some of dearhunters money. It's a very effective technique.
boardman's Avatar
Speaking of Tonia..... Originally Posted by boardman
Yes? Her name is still Tasha,

Boardman you can have some attention too, just ask her to bounce and give her some of dearhunters money. It's a very effective technique. Originally Posted by Wayward
Sorry I got distracted.
I was just thincking that we should pay Tanya a visit soon. She needs some attention and nurturing. The girl definitely has potential and didn't seem skeered at all. I'd hate to see her slip through our fingers. I'd damn sure hate to see a picture of her in LR holding a laminated sign...That would suck.
When is BDS returning?
Wayward's Avatar
In about a week or so, but we shouldn't neglect Tasha that long. What if she was having car trouble and had to ride the bus to work...

Besides your going though a very painful hobby divorce and your friends need to provide a support system for you. I'm thincking we start buying Tasha shots about 2:30 and by the time she gets off, we won't look quite so bad.
TexasGator's Avatar
I tried that approach just last week, but the full report shall not be retold here. Cliff Notes - the rising flood waters and her fear of driving home induced a




But alas, I was then shown pics of she and the personal trainer BF at recent party. ANd despite her telling me of her planned New Years Eve activities, the BF kept popping into the conversation, sometimes by WW's old friend and co-bartender.

So the Patron Saint left, tail between legs, vowing never to return until BDS' return - at least she made the bitch (Tasha) jealous - until they took a liking to one another, that is. To be continued.....
Wakeup's Avatar
blah blah blah..... Originally Posted by TexasGator
Damnit...you really are all up in this shit aren't you?
pyramider's Avatar
Just suggest she buy her BF something with your donation.
Wayward's Avatar
Just suggest she buy her BF something with your donation. Originally Posted by pyramider
A variation on this actually worked for us once.