DTDS = Donald Trump Derangement SyndromeWhatever you say Dilbert. The DTDS crowd and Moscow Mitch need to start being accountable for their actions. Just like the Germans had to with Hitler
PDJTDS - President Donald J. Trump Derangement Syndrome
Dixie Soakers??? I think you need to stay away from shit you don't know of.
yer talking about this? soak up in Dixie beer!!!
Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm
- themystic
- 08-04-2019, 05:42 PM
- oeb11
- 08-04-2019, 07:31 PM
Accountability is unknown and not understood, particularly in DPST economics propounded by their idiots on Debate Stage.
prime examples - Sanders and Warren.
prime examples - Sanders and Warren.
- dilbert firestorm
- 08-04-2019, 08:35 PM
op is mystic. he started a thread about himself.
now that is truly... hm... can't think of a word to describe it.... Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm
One of our classes at Trump U was on how to be a Narcissist. It was taught by Trump himself. He stressed self promotion at any and all costs. I know Big T would be so proud of me
https://youtu.be/xZzEzDkeHzI Originally Posted by themystic
Narcissist <---лл that's the ticket!
- dilbert firestorm
- 08-04-2019, 08:36 PM
oh btw.... forgot to say this.
unwelcome back!
unwelcome back!
- Tiny
- 08-04-2019, 09:09 PM
Mystic, my friend, I have a proposal. We need to bring the love back to this forum. You're left of center and I'm right of center but we still get along. I want to recreate what IB Hankering and Little Monster did last night. But instead of being at each others throats, we'll create a Kumbaya moment here at eccie. Something like ebony and ivory will live together in perfect harmony.
So at midnight Saturday night I'll start the stop watch on my Iphone and you'll do the same on your rinky dink Android. At the beginning of every minute, I'll post "Peace and Love." And 30 seconds in, you'll post "Hare krishna, Hare rama." We'll do this continuously until 5:30 AM, with a couple of bathroom breaks. Not only will be bring harmony back to the forum, we'll both increase our post counts by 330. What do you say?
So at midnight Saturday night I'll start the stop watch on my Iphone and you'll do the same on your rinky dink Android. At the beginning of every minute, I'll post "Peace and Love." And 30 seconds in, you'll post "Hare krishna, Hare rama." We'll do this continuously until 5:30 AM, with a couple of bathroom breaks. Not only will be bring harmony back to the forum, we'll both increase our post counts by 330. What do you say?
- Tiny
- 08-04-2019, 09:11 PM
And we'll do it right here, in the Welcome Back Mystic! thread.
- dilbert firestorm
- 08-04-2019, 09:29 PM
when you say kumbaya... you're in kook territory.
- Tiny
- 08-04-2019, 09:34 PM
- dilbert firestorm
- 08-04-2019, 09:44 PM
- bb1961
- 08-04-2019, 09:59 PM
TM throws parties for himself and sings I'm a loony good fellow.
- The_Waco_Kid
- 08-04-2019, 10:06 PM
- lustylad
- 08-04-2019, 10:58 PM
Dilbert is always the guy asking you to explain the punchline after everyone else is done laughing. 
- The_Waco_Kid
- 08-04-2019, 11:04 PM
Dilbert is always the guy asking you to explain the punchline after everyone else is done laughing.didn't get iffy's "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" meme either.
https://eccie.net/showpost.php?p=106...8&postcount=38
just funnin' with ya DF!
and SomeOne thought it was a forbidden topic. wonder who that was???
https://eccie.net/showpost.php?p=106...7&postcount=43
he didn't get it either.
- dilbert firestorm
- 08-04-2019, 11:12 PM
After Mrs. Jacobs found out her husband was sterile, the couple decided to hire a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Jacobs kissed his wife and said 'I'm off to work, Lydia. The guy should be here soon.'
Wouldn't you know it, a door-to-door baby photographer came by half an hour later, hoping to make a sale. Mrs. Jacobs answered the door. 'Good morning, ma'am. You don't know me, but I've come to...' 'Oh yes, I know why you're here. Harry told me you'd be coming soon.' 'He did? But I...' 'Come right in! No use wasting time .' 'Very well, then.'
The photographer took out his briefcase and sat down. 'As you may already know, I've made a specialty of babies.' 'Good, I'm glad,' said Mrs. Jacobs. 'That's just what Harry and I were looking for.'
'I usually like to try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed,' said the photographer. 'The living room floor is fun too...you can really spread out.' 'Bathtub? Living room floor? No wonder it never worked for Harry and me.' 'Well, ma'am, none of us can guarantee a perfect one every time, but if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different angles, I think you'll be quite pleased with the results.'
'I certainly hope we can get this over with quickly,' Mrs. Jacobs gasped nervously. 'Ma'am, in my line of work a man must take his time. I'd like to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure.' 'Don't I know!' said Mrs. Jacobs.
The photographer pulled out a portfolio of his pictures. 'This one was done on top of a bus in downtown London,' he said, showing Mrs. Jacobs the picture. 'Oh my God!' exclaimed Mrs. Jacobs, tugging on her handkerchief.
'And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider the fact that their mother was so difficult to work with.' He showed Mrs. Jacobs another picture. 'She was difficult?' questioned Mrs. Jacobs. 'Extremely,' said the photographer. 'I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around, four and five deep, just to get a good look.' 'Four and five deep!' Mrs. Jacobs was amazed. 'Yes,' said the photographer. 'And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then, it started getting dark and I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels started nibbling on my equipment. I just packed it all in.'
Mrs. Jacobs leaned forward. 'You mean the squirrels actually chewed on your, um...equipment?' 'Yes, ma'am. Thank God, no real damage was done.
Well, we'll get to work as soon as I set up my tripod.'
'Tripod? ' Mrs. Jacobs looked extremely worried now.
'Of course. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much to big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action. Ma'am...ma'am...good God, she's fainted!'
Wouldn't you know it, a door-to-door baby photographer came by half an hour later, hoping to make a sale. Mrs. Jacobs answered the door. 'Good morning, ma'am. You don't know me, but I've come to...' 'Oh yes, I know why you're here. Harry told me you'd be coming soon.' 'He did? But I...' 'Come right in! No use wasting time .' 'Very well, then.'
The photographer took out his briefcase and sat down. 'As you may already know, I've made a specialty of babies.' 'Good, I'm glad,' said Mrs. Jacobs. 'That's just what Harry and I were looking for.'
'I usually like to try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed,' said the photographer. 'The living room floor is fun too...you can really spread out.' 'Bathtub? Living room floor? No wonder it never worked for Harry and me.' 'Well, ma'am, none of us can guarantee a perfect one every time, but if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different angles, I think you'll be quite pleased with the results.'
'I certainly hope we can get this over with quickly,' Mrs. Jacobs gasped nervously. 'Ma'am, in my line of work a man must take his time. I'd like to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure.' 'Don't I know!' said Mrs. Jacobs.
The photographer pulled out a portfolio of his pictures. 'This one was done on top of a bus in downtown London,' he said, showing Mrs. Jacobs the picture. 'Oh my God!' exclaimed Mrs. Jacobs, tugging on her handkerchief.
'And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider the fact that their mother was so difficult to work with.' He showed Mrs. Jacobs another picture. 'She was difficult?' questioned Mrs. Jacobs. 'Extremely,' said the photographer. 'I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around, four and five deep, just to get a good look.' 'Four and five deep!' Mrs. Jacobs was amazed. 'Yes,' said the photographer. 'And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then, it started getting dark and I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels started nibbling on my equipment. I just packed it all in.'
Mrs. Jacobs leaned forward. 'You mean the squirrels actually chewed on your, um...equipment?' 'Yes, ma'am. Thank God, no real damage was done.
Well, we'll get to work as soon as I set up my tripod.'
'Tripod? ' Mrs. Jacobs looked extremely worried now.
'Of course. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much to big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action. Ma'am...ma'am...good God, she's fainted!'
- Austin Ellen
- 08-05-2019, 09:52 AM
It's so nice to see you back Tiny 
Any minute Mystic will jump in and say - hey,this is about me and this is my thread. I mean since he started it.. So ...back to Mystic.
Any minute Mystic will jump in and say - hey,this is about me and this is my thread. I mean since he started it..
So ...back to Mystic.Mystic, my friend, I have a proposal. We need to bring the love back to this forum. You're left of center and I'm right of center but we still get along. I want to recreate what IB Hankering and Little Monster did last night. But instead of being at each others throats, we'll create a Kumbaya moment here at eccie. Something like ebony and ivory will live together in perfect harmony.
So at midnight Saturday night I'll start the stop watch on my Iphone and you'll do the same on your rinky dink Android. At the beginning of every minute, I'll post "Peace and Love." And 30 seconds in, you'll post "Hare krishna, Hare rama." We'll do this continuously until 5:30 AM, with a couple of bathroom breaks. Not only will be bring harmony back to the forum, we'll both increase our post counts by 330. What do you say? Originally Posted by Tiny