SL'S Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When The Lights Go Off!

Let's not forget the real put down ... "Pyramider is better than you."

Oh shit, how did I forget?
#1 Wakeup's name,

EVERYONE else shifts down 1. And, I'M serioUS!!! No LMAO here... Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)

I am no longer the headliner??? LOL

This just in...


I said NO GREEK DAMN IT!

Come on you guys post these so we can give you credit! LOL

This just in from a poker player aparently LOL

I'm all in....

You looked larger with the lights on. Must be because you're bare.

Sorry, but I don't have a cover for something that small. Did you bring one?

I can only do greek with a small guy.

Get yourself going and I will be right back.

No that 12 inch dildo isn't for me.

You can use pay pal for the upgrades.

I just had chili for lunch now let's get started on that greek.

My husband is in the car and he loves my hairy nipples

Do you mind if I put in my fingers along side your cock. Tight isn't it?

Yea I know. I shaved them last tuesday

I love long toenails.

I'm sorry I fart when I cum

You're sooo multipurpose. Farting=cool breeze.

Hello Clarice.

I am Legion.

You have two healthy kidneys, right?

Did you say Baal?

I've fallen and can't get up.

Your sister said you were going to act like this!

" What's that smell?"

"You just crushed my implants."

You have to be done before Jersey Shore comes on!

You mind if I light one up?

My God you’re huge! "Stop rubbing my arm!"

Now here's a few things providers NEVER want to hear:


1. "I could make this last forever and ever" ( and the guy looks like Jabba the Hutt)

2. " I have a huuuuuge one...the last provider I saw had to take a week off from work"

3. " I just snorted ten lines of coke"

4. " I'm allergic to spermicide"

5. " I just saw 10 providers and you're the lucky 11th"