Barebacking Runs Amok in San Antonio/Austin

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I'm just going to leave this here...

Feel free to use it when you are ready to get back on your cross.




Originally Posted by Simon Riley




Simon... Simon... Simon...

What a PREDICTABLE response from you... LOL

NOW, back to the TOPIC AT HAND...

SIMON... would YOU care to EXPLAIN to us WHY PIMPS LIKE YOURSELF have to LIE & CREATE DRAMA about myself and the other ladies in order for YOUR GIRLS to get WORK?



INQUIRING HOOKTARDS WANT TO KNOW....






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I was HIGHLY AMUSED when you went and DELETED ALL OF THE INFO ABOUT YOUR ESCORT SERVICE... But you know what? I TOOK PHOTOS of everything BEFORE YOU DELETED IT...

DAYUM!! DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN A MOUTHY HOOKTARD ALSO HAS A BRAIN?



YOU... CHINCHO and a FEW OTHER PIMPTARDS had an AGENDA...and you STILL DO...
Slave Guinevere's Avatar
Hahahahahaha. Too long, didn't read. Originally Posted by tpepsi

LOL... Well... when I do take the time TO COME UP FOR AIR... I try to SAY AS MUCH AS I CAN BEFORE I GO BACK TO DOING THIS:



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I promise to work on my BREVITY...

OR MAYBE... I could just learn how to do THIS:



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Originally Posted by SOULFLY
Good morning Rick....
Funny enough...SG needs no WK's to handle her accuser's. However, in having seen her for over three years now I will say she is EXTREMELY careful and thoughtful about safe-sex practices, to the point that she even covers up her toys before play time. If that's not someone who is committed to safe-sex practices I don't know who is.
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Freaking hilarious!

Everybody getting all worked up over a bunch of silly shit.

Hey peeps, guess what? Some people bareback. Maybe in the hobby, maybe in their personal lives, but barebacking does occur.

Shocking as it may seem, it's the truth.

You can go on and on about whether so-and-so used protection with you, but that doesn't negate the fact that you are not the only one that person sees.

Now, instead of getting all worked up about it, just assume that whomever you're visiting with barebacks with someone else and then wrap you junk and proceed accordingly. It's not all that difficult.
Jeeesus, people.





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Slave Guinevere's Avatar
Freaking hilarious!

Everybody getting all worked up over a bunch of silly shit.

Hey peeps, guess what? Some people bareback. Maybe in the hobby, maybe in their personal lives, but barebacking does occur.

Shocking as it may seem, it's the truth.

You can go on and on about whether so-and-so used protection with you, but that doesn't negate the fact that you are not the only one that person sees.

Now, instead of getting all worked up about it, just assume that whomever you're visiting with barebacks with someone else and then wrap you junk and proceed accordingly. It's not all that difficult.
Jeeesus, people.





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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun


You know Sofakingfun....

If we keep MEETING like this...

People are going to TALK...




If I were a narcissistic fucktard, I would make this thread about me and derail it (never mind that this thread is about BBFS accusations), but wait... I think that SG just beat me at that game.

As I said, that dude... Fucking Genius! Everyone should buy his product and get his hookers. When you contact that agency, tell them I (Simon Riley) and Slave Guinevere from ECCIE sent you. I'm sure that you'll get a discount.

By the way, if any hooktards want to work for me, this is your chance. PM me and we'll set up an interview. I promise to treat you real nice.
  • You'll get to do your own screening (or none, your choice).
  • You'll get to book any clients you feel comfortable seeing.
  • You'll get to book your own incall.
  • You can use your own vehicle to transport yourself to and from bookings.
  • The best part? You get to give me 50% of your earnings!
  • When and if you don't feel like working, I'll introduce you to my motivational tool, The Pimp Hand. Don't worry, it won't mess your pretty face. That's a money maker.

It's the standard agency policy. So don't delay. Contact me Today!

By the way SG. Please include the links. That got my curiosity. That is some funny shit and I want to know where that rabbit hole leads. Seriously. I'm not fucking with you. I really want to know.
Slave Guinevere's Avatar
If I were a narcissistic fucktard, I would make this thread about me and derail it (never mind that this thread is about BBFS accusations), but wait... I think that SG just beat me at that game.

As I said, that dude... Fucking Genius! Everyone should buy his product and get his hookers. When you contact that agency, tell them I (Simon Riley) and Slave Guinevere from ECCIE sent you. I'm sure that you'll get a discount.

By the way, if any hooktards want to work for me, this is your chance. PM me and we'll set up an interview. I promise to treat you real nice.
  • You'll get to do your own screening (or none, your choice).
  • You'll get to book any clients you feel comfortable seeing.
  • You'll get to book your own incall.
  • You can use your own vehicle to transport yourself to and from bookings.
  • The best part? You get to give me 50% of your earnings!
  • When and if you don't feel like working, I'll introduce you to my motivational tool, The Pimp Hand. Don't worry, it won't mess your pretty face. That's a money maker.

It's the standard agency policy. So don't delay. Contact me Today!

By the way SG. Please include the links. That got my curiosity. That is some funny shit and I want to know where that rabbit hole leads. Seriously. I'm not fucking with you. I really want to know. Originally Posted by Simon Riley

LOL!!! SIMON... If I have not told you lately...

I LOVE YOU!!!

I have to run and eat my BBQ but when I come back...

I want to talk MORE about that PIMP HAND OF YOURS...

I LOVE A MAN WITH A STRONG PIMP HAND!!



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It's not the 70s anymore. Wrap it up. No one's life is worth dying over a few sweaty hundreds.
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This is a confession ... Originally Posted by nbboy
First, The Apology. Now, The Confession.

How precious.
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It's not the 70s anymore. Wrap it up. No one's life is worth dying over a few sweaty hundreds. Originally Posted by Kelly512
Beautiful Girl...

I don't think you understand... We have a few PIMPTARDS here that have decided to LIE about myself and a few other lovely ladies from the Austin & San Antonio areas...

I agree with you COMPLETELY... and if you will go back and read all of the posts in this thread you will see that I am one of many that is shocked at the lies that others must perpetuate in order to get ahead...

Do not mistake my humor and playful nature as someone who does not take this matter seriously... I have just found... over the last 18 months... that sometimes it is NICE to LAUGH at the absurdity of life sometimes...

If you would bear with me this indulgence... I would be most appreciative...

Your adoring slave,

Guinevere

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First, The Apology. Now, The Confession.

How precious. Originally Posted by JohnnyYanks
Sir JY...

You honor us with your presence... I have to admit that I have missed you greatly...

Isn't he just so PRECIOUS?



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... I met a man who not only LOVES ME but he has an unlimited amount of patience with not only me but also my introverted nature ...

Next year we will be taking our relationship to the NEXT level after that i will be enrolling in Massage Therapy School ...
Originally Posted by Slave Guinevere
Miss Slave, this is excellent news and I hope you find many many many days of happiness.

And I am putting in my request now for 90 minutes on your massage table after you graduate. I'm sure your calendar will fill quickly, and justifiably so.
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Miss Slave, this is excellent news and I hope you find many many many days of happiness.

And I am putting in my request now for 90 minutes on your massage table after you graduate. I'm sure your calendar will fill quickly, and justifiably so. Originally Posted by JohnnyYanks


Ahhhh...

THANK YOU SWEETHEART!!!

Yes, I consider myself to be incredibly blessed and YES that is part of the REASON that I can LAUGH at all of the shenanigans from some of my more persistant stalkers..

And yes... while I am still QUITE NEW to the FBSM world... I am greatly looking forward to attending massage school next year!! It will be a very exciting time for me and you are just one of the many men that I have to thank for my good fortune...

Thank you kind sir for your kind words and never ending support...

Your adoring slave,

Guinevere