My 1st 6 Months - A Hobbyist's Review

The cool Irish I was trying to find a good beginner's guide and thats what I needed Originally Posted by Porphyria14

Glad I could help! Good luck to ya and have fun!

MM... Thank -you for that "rant" LOL! I appreciate your perspective and insight! Originally Posted by Irish14

Irish.


SORRY I ranted on your parade...I just get annoyed with the igmos after a while..
Thanks again for putting out such great info...

all the best!

Great post and point of view.

Irish.


SORRY I ranted on your parade...I just get annoyed with the igmos after a while..
Thanks again for putting out such great info...

all the best! Originally Posted by MagnificMedia

Thanks MM, LOL!!!! All good and I do appreciate your insight & sense of humor!

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IRISH You are so right about P411

Sooo about Menu....

The MENU??????...what is the provider the drive thru at MC Donald's! When did guys decide we have a menu like a friggin drive thru or steak house or something?

If it's not "MENU" then they treat gals like they are a trained pony with specific acts they should preform. Then they turn right around and complain when a gal is mechanical or the felt like she was going thru the motions. Guys let thing be organic. Let the ladies really feel what they are doing when they keep you company. YOU WILL BE MUCH HAPPIER! OK enough on the subject of MENU.



So What should the "menu" be replaced with! "Hey is that a Greek Ass"

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Don't ask stupid questions!

Yall are screwing this up guys!

Yes
Like "Hey is that a Greek Ass"


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THEN>>>Are the men on this board crazy...Do they think this board and it's PMs are invisible and above the letter of the law????... What a stupid question to ask. You might as well ask " how much to screw you in the ass?" Because LE see's it all the same dude! We ( the ladies) see it all the same. This board is making guys loose all forms of decorum and most importantly any hint of discretion!

Yes,
Unless this site is housed in Canada. Originally Posted by BossyWillson

Too Funny Bossy....
And some of yall wonder why you have to pay to get laid....lol


But just in case some of you are listening....

MENU is impersonal, and implies all activities are available for all.
Menu should not be replaced in the context of asking what you are gonna get for your money.

YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ASKING THE QUESTION OUTRIGHT....

Most great providers are skilled at letting the session be organic. Do they participate in all activities no. But there are plenty of hobbyist that will tell you that even though he would have enjoyed_________ he still had a fabulous time and found something new he didn't even know he liked.
And yes hobbying is about fulfilling fantasies but you can screw up the chance of having the fantasy by be so direct, impersonal or out right creepy.
If you read & get what the OP/Irish said about respect and research etc, then you get this as well.

But if you really want a sense of what time with a particular lady is like read her reviews. Look at how she presents herself in her advertising, read what she says on her site, look at the type of photos she uses.

This is a business where there is supposed to be a bit of reading between the lines. That being said...
If the reviews don't mention the activity (not menu item) you desire it's likely the answer is no. If she has several reviews there are patterns you will see.
I mean, come on isn't this why the reviews are there or is it what most of us gals suspect....it's truly to see who can tell the best fish story...lol...wink
ALSO...
Join P411 and read the ladies preferred activities ( notice the are called activities not her Menu).

In other words you don't need a phrase to ask the question because that's what the research can tell you.

Most importantly many have decided you want it all spelled out before you spend your hard earned money and I can understand that to some degree.
But remember gents you are the gender with hobbies like hunting and fishing, sports... How many of you have ever spent $1000 on a fishing trip and came home with nothing but a hangover and a sunburn to show for it? Or pay for a hunting lease every year but don't always bring home any venison. Or have season tickets to a football team with the hopes they will go all the way...Do they always go all the way? No...but it was still a fun season.

This hobby is no different. It about the experience, the trip, the journey, the fun and sometimes the results.

To use a sports analogy or metaphor or what ever.... attitude is 90% of winning. Start with the right attitude, do your homework, and you win.

BTW this applies to the ladies too...attitude is what will make or break you.


uh oh.....Sorry Irish I may have ranted again...lol damn it...

Too Funny Bossy....
And some of yall wonder why you have to pay to get laid....lol


But just in case some of you are listening....

MENU is impersonal, and implies all activities are available for all.
Menu should not be replaced in the context of asking what you are gonna get for your money.

YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ASKING THE QUESTION OUTRIGHT....

Most great providers are skilled at letting the session be organic. Do they participate in all activities no. But there are plenty of hobbyist that will tell you that even though he would have enjoyed_________ he still had a fabulous time and found something new he didn't even know he liked.
And yes hobbying is about fulfilling fantasies but you can screw up the chance of having the fantasy by be so direct, impersonal or out right creepy.
If you read & get what the OP/Irish said about respect and research etc, then you get this as well.

But if you really want a sense of what time with a particular lady is like read her reviews. Look at how she presents herself in her advertising, read what she says on her site, look at the type of photos she uses.

This is a business where there is supposed to be a bit of reading between the lines. That being said...
If the reviews don't mention the activity (not menu item) you desire it's likely the answer is no. If she has several reviews there are patterns you will see.
I mean, come on isn't this why the reviews are there or is it what most of us gals suspect....it's truly to see who can tell the best fish story...lol...wink
ALSO...
Join P411 and read the ladies preferred activities ( notice the are called activities not her Menu).

In other words you don't need a phrase to ask the question because that's what the research can tell you.

Most importantly many have decided you want it all spelled out before you spend your hard earned money and I can understand that to some degree.
But remember gents you are the gender with hobbies like hunting and fishing, sports... How many of you have ever spent $1000 on a fishing trip and came home with nothing but a hangover and a sunburn to show for it? Or pay for a hunting lease every year but don't always bring home any venison. Or have season tickets to a football team with the hopes they will go all the way...Do they always go all the way? No...but it was still a fun season.

This hobby is no different. It about the experience, the trip, the journey, the fun and sometimes the results.

To use a sports analogy or metaphor or what ever.... attitude is 90% of winning. Start with the right attitude, do your homework, and you win.

BTW this applies to the ladies too...attitude is what will make or break you.


uh oh.....Sorry Irish I may have ranted again...lol damn it... Originally Posted by MagnificMedia

#11... Never use the term "Menu".... They are "Activities"..

Lesson learned!!!!

#11... Never use the term "Menu".... They are "Activities"..

Lesson learned!!!! Originally Posted by Irish14

OK now you are just makin fun of me...LOL

go ahead... Irish I deserve it...

but thats ok if you ever get to Houston I can introduce you to some ladies that enjoy amazing activities...but none have menus...lol

http://www.alwaysbelle.com

http://www.allallison.com

http://www.russianseductress.com

http://www.missannadavis.com

http://www.isabellabrasil.com

YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ASKING THE QUESTION OUTRIGHT....

Most great providers are skilled at letting the session be organic. Originally Posted by MagnificMedia

Problem is, some ladies upsell "fetishes". So how is a guy to know what to bring, and how is the lady to know he wants more than the usual and the extra he brought isn't just "a tip"?

Yes yes read the reviews bla bla, but unless the lady does the exact same thing with every guy there's a small chance the experience will be the same for everyone. It might be great for one and just ok for another because of a million factors that come into play during a specific date.

Maybe we should start referencing reviews and say we want to do the same thing?

Irish 14-It is refreshing to read a post that is not slamming providers. You sound like the ideal client.

I was doing it out of courtesy because it was a hot Texas summer. He snapped at me with, " I already took a shower". When he took his clothes off he reeked. It does not take more than 5 minutes to hop in shower and run some soap and water over your armpits, butt and nuts.

WOW! @M A X
He argued w/you about washing his own butt????

I never have a problem w/gents taking a shower before hand ....

the problem i have is gents being in the shower and not using any soap.
Just rinsing w/hot water does nothing for the tool box but open up
your pores for a worse smell of aroma when you get out the shower.
Please use the soap while in the shower and give the boys attention so i can give the boys
lots of special attention. Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

Problem is, some ladies upsell "fetishes". So how is a guy to know what to bring, and how is the lady to know he wants more than the usual and the extra he brought isn't just "a tip"?

Yes yes read the reviews bla bla, but unless the lady does the exact same thing with every guy there's a small chance the experience will be the same for everyone. It might be great for one and just ok for another because of a million factors that come into play during a specific date.

Maybe we should start referencing reviews and say we want to do the same thing? Originally Posted by zx10

ZX...You are absolutely correct when you say there are a million factors that play into how YOUR experience will be.

So upfront question and no amount of discussing is going to answer those curiosities before you actually spend time with a provider anyway. Reading the reviews just helps increase the odds.

Sexual fetishism, or erotic fetishism, is the sexual arousal a person receives from a physical object, or from a specific situation. The object or situation of interest is called the fetish; the person who has a fetish for that object/situation is a fetishist.[1] A sexual fetish may be regarded as an enhancing element to a romantic/sexual relationship "achieved in ordinary ways (e.g. having the partner wear a particular garment)" or as a mental disorder/disorder of sexual preference if it causes significant psychosocial distress for the person or has detrimental effects on important areas of their life.[2] Arousal from a particular body part is classified as partialism.[3]


When you are talking the world of fetish that's a whole nother ball of wax. Most fetish interest if not included with sex are legal. It's when you mix the two it gets tricky. That being said if what you are seeking is to find a fetish inclusive provider I can assure you that takes trial and error for sure. You may have to kiss a few frogs to find your goddess. ~wink! What I think you mean is that ladies say they are fetish friendly or they will participate in ACTIVITIES that are fetish based. As for Up-selling...Personally I have never been a fan of that. I believe that a women either enjoys it and when all the stars align with someone and it's an activity or situation she likes she should be willing to do those things w/o asking more. I feel a provider who uses specific situation or fetish for up-selling opens herself up to having those questions asked. I also believe for many ( not all) this is how something that was supposed to be organic and natural during a session become mechanical and utilitarian.

The moral here is that each and every experience is it's own . Do your research see if the gal in her reviews has participated in some of the activities or situations in those reviews that you enjoy then invest in an hour visit and go have fun...You will find once you have met her and been involved more intimately those intimate conversation will take place with ease. They actually make excellent pillow talk when you are waiting to get your second wind for your MSOGs that you gents love so much!

Just don't start out expecting to know all the intimate details of your encounter before you even have it. That is how you can ruin the experience, creep a gal out, offend some, get shut down by the provider but most importantly get yourself arrested!
Remember if a gal is selling her companionship which is what they all sell right... then how can she tell you that anal sex is on the menu...THE ONLY THING THAT IS ON THE MENU is time with her.....once you have been there done that so to speak.....then she can feel more comfy talking about her likes and dislikes and your likes and dislikes.
As for the question concerning the tip ...don't put that part in the envelope. Discuss during pillow talk...then give her the extra before leaving..
Now let me just say that I am not a big proponent of short appointments ( 15 min, 30 min etc) I personally think that if you are trying to get your fantasies met seeing a gall who offers 15 and 30 min appointments you are barking up the wrong tree. just my 2 cent on that...

Now go forth and hobby and have some great pillow talk! lol

"Remember if a gal is selling her companionship which is what they all sell right... then how can she tell you that anal sex is on the menu...THE ONLY THING THAT IS ON THE MENU is time with her"

I'm so confused now...... LOL!

"Remember if a gal is selling her companionship which is what they all sell right... then how can she tell you that anal sex is on the menu...THE ONLY THING THAT IS ON THE MENU is time with her"

I'm so confused now...... LOL! Originally Posted by Irish14

Sorry Irish ...That part was so important to get across I thought I better say in the native hobbyist tongue.....
LOL ( oh and I was being a bit sarcastic)

Sorry Irish ...That part was so important to get across I thought I better say in the native hobbyist tongue.....
LOL ( oh and I was being a bit sarcastic) Originally Posted by MagnificMedia

Well played MM... Well played!!! Oh and thanks for the links! I definitely need to get to Houston for a few days!

Do NOT pass up this opportunity. Dallas is awesome with the bubble bath! Originally Posted by Cpalmson

Not to deflect an awesome thread and needed information for the newcomers here, just want to give a shout out confirmation of Cpalmson's admonition about not passing up an opportunity for a bubblebath from Dallas Rain. I was lucky enough to experience it during her last trip through our state and it is NOT to be missed, along with everything else she does that makes time with her amazing.