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Is this some internet version of that show Punked ?! Next Ashton Kutchners avatar will appear right? Originally Posted by bestoralntexas
I could use some Ashton right about now...just sayin.
I could use some Ashton right about now...just sayin. Originally Posted by London Rayne
Me too girl
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Some things are better left unsaid....



cbmane, to answer your Q, I FOUND her BUT just too late (due to my circs) but she is just the complete package for me:
(if it's not obvious who I'm talking about then...)

Perfect age (when I hit 90, she'll be in her 40s and in her sexual prime, wearing my ass out yet taking care of me too!)

Sexy and cool!
Beautiful (Doesn't need make-up nor expensive clothes to look exotic-all natural beauty)
Experienced Sexually (The old criticism of providers having had so many encounters doesn't bode well with me. Hell who am I to judge or criticize)
You'll know her when you find her (FOUND)

So, to answer your Q, if the circs were there, she would be the one handsdown.
(Problem with this is framed as if we have the choice). Whomever you select does NOT mean they have any semblance of the same feelings towards you. Remember, she chooses YOU, not the other way around Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)
One thing that we have to realize is that even though these ladies are in the game, just like us they are human too. I'm sure the majority of them want to eventually find love and have someone they can commit to. So, it's not too far-fetched of an idea that they will marry someone.

I just went thru a divorce recently and if I wasn't so gun shy about marriage there's a few of them that I wouldn't mind putting a ring on. Originally Posted by IceCreamMan

No seriously, very sweet post. we are not all "hoes". In fact, some of us (like me) are very well educated, business women. I own my own business here in Dallas. I hold an Associate of science degree and am in school for my Master's in science to teach college level. So, to be married and settled down isn't a far stretch from where I have already been.. (married now divorced)... single mother, and very educated. So, to find love eventually and to be able to give up this life for something real.. not fantasy is something I could do easily. I'm game and VERY capable of doing that because I have something to offer my mate and fall back on when I give it up. Many of us educated "HOES" could be. Just takes finding that one to turn the Paid FUN.. into a reality of life forever for us.

Thank you to all the respectful gentlemen that responded to this post.
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Me too girl Originally Posted by bestoralntexas
What are you saying? I don't look enough like Ashton for you? I could grow my hair long again....
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  • 11-18-2011, 02:33 PM
since this has turned into a literal turn a hooktard into the old ball n' chain thread i will first comment on that.

I don't see why not. It has been done before. Some are happily ever after, others burnt down in flames. Just like most any other civilian relationship. That being the case I think it is essential that something other than awesome sex, while a very fitting requirement, be brought into the picture before making that wondrous stumble down the aisle. I don't see it as any better or worse than first meeting your better half at the local church mixer (no, not st. james), bookstore (no, not down on telephone road), or swing club (a dancing group not Smoochees dammit!).
What are you saying? I don't look enough like Ashton for you? I could grow my hair long again.... Originally Posted by Jack Flash
I'm stuck on stupid, when it comes to you Big Daddy Jack...you know your money is no good with me! Just that smile and that awesome cock of yours...Oi vei
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whatever!!!
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I was twice a wife before I was a ho...ok so I was a slut, but whatever! I just got tired of fking for free! Originally Posted by London Rayne
You obviously were not doing right because there is not free sex.
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You obviously were not doing right because there is not free sex. Originally Posted by pyramider
I meant with all of my brother's friends dipwad!
Some things are better left unsaid.... Originally Posted by Eccie Addict


Thanks for the advice and concern EA. But, I am very deliberate in what I write: I say what I mean, and I mean WTmuthaF I say.

I have been granted permission to stray (review will be coming soon). Soooooooo, I did. I came out of hiatus, bro. Now, I'm going back in and chillin' for a while.

I am a little disappointed that I haven't had any lesbians yet mistaken and flirt with me though. After all, my avatar is HOTTTxxx

Back to your concerns and previous comments, I don't give a rats ass if some provider's perception is that I'm obsessed. I'm not. I'm an admirer (Some have called it stalking-they need to pick up a dictionary every once in a while and broaden their vocabulary. I don't cyber stalk anyone!). I am a very avid admirer of what for me is the sexiest, most beautiful woman I've laid eyes on (Move on. I'm not going to stop my admiration fellas. So, stop the hate and answer the OPs mf original question).
Oh Contraire...I have had some of my eccie GFs reference my review of this lovely lady and wanting me to write another one for them. I am having zero problems with the ladies of interest as for me they have to be of a certain calibre and exude CONFIDENCE! They know they are sexy as hell, but this one's got me. It's no secret. No secret at ALL.

Now, whose your's. Did you answer the OPs Q or just chime in to bust my ballz?
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Just to bust your balls lol and it wasn't so much other's perception of ya as much as her's and judging from your posts I'm pretty sure you care about her perception of ya.

Just one hobbiest to another sir, that's all....

I've made my opinion on the matter known before so no need for me to re post it here
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I'm wondering how someone is in graduate school for a Master's Degree and only holds an Associates Degree...
I'm wondering how someone is in graduate school for a Master's Degree and only holds an Associates Degree... Originally Posted by Wakeuр
Skipping the Bachelor's would have saved me a shitload of $'s!
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I'm wondering how someone is in graduate school for a Master's Degree and only holds an Associates Degree... Originally Posted by Wakeuр
I've been trying to explain this to you for years. When you get a GED from Rice, doors open, and the sky's the limit. You've met enough pre-med strippers to understand this phenomenon