Palin. I dislike her because I think she's a pushy bitch. That doesn't have anything to do with her politics though. Unfortunately, I agree with her politics more than most other politicians out there. Which isn't saying much. Mmm, wait, there's the ex brother-in-law she tried to get fired from his job as a trooper because of a family dispute, so put "pushy bitch" back to having something to do with her politics. Now I get to dislike her without feeling intellectually dishonest.
There are quite a number of people out there for whom "backward-ass yokel" would be exactly how other countries describe them. They are just as much "We, the people" as any other American.
Hemingway-Sacker (in some order) for 2012! My first act would be to fire Bernanke. My second would be to cleanse the aura of the Lincoln Bedroom by giving Carrie Hillcrest and Lauren Summerhill the run of it for a week, along with any gentleman who thought he could survive the night with the pair of them.