- knotty man
- 11-11-2010, 08:00 PM
LOL! dang marley. i thought i was the only person who liked honey on my chicken tenders. it grosses my kids out, and as a dad. thats always a plus hehehe
- Interval
- 11-11-2010, 08:08 PM
Lol.. In college we always extorted "drunk your backwash!!!"Originally Posted by atxbrad
- Everything in my house has a place........dont even think about helping unload my dishwasher
- Dont touch my radio while Im driving. I am in control of this vehicle and that includes the whole vehicle. I will show the same respect when Im a passenger.
- I cant touch my eyeball. It was put inside my head so it was not meant to be touched.
- I never take the last drink of my beer......its just spit anyways.
- Interval
- 11-11-2010, 08:13 PM
I use to obsessively toy with my wedding ring. It became like a worry bead.
After 21 years, the only thing I missed was fucking with the ring. I still fuck with the bare left ringer finger and can sense the lack of weight. Of course, it reminds me why I'm happy now and makes me smile. Lemons into lemonade.
But DO NOT do my laundry. It MUST be done a certain way, and things hung up in the proper way and rider.
After 21 years, the only thing I missed was fucking with the ring. I still fuck with the bare left ringer finger and can sense the lack of weight. Of course, it reminds me why I'm happy now and makes me smile. Lemons into lemonade.
But DO NOT do my laundry. It MUST be done a certain way, and things hung up in the proper way and rider.
- ThatHarleyGuy
- 11-11-2010, 09:51 PM
In the biker world, "Brother" is a term not applied loosely. It has great meaning of commitment, loyalty, having my back or bail money, and protecting my woman like she belonged to him. It makes my blood boil to hear it used casually, especially someone just meeting me calling me "brother". It denegrates those that have earned the title.
I am OCD about my bike, hell, all my vehicles, but especially my bike. Unless I've just parked after riding all day, you can eat off of it.
TP and paper towel roll has to go over the top. Any other way is just stupid.
Eat each food on my plate one at a time, meat first, then veggie, then starch/carbs. Fruit, if present, becomes desert.
Don't pick from my plate. If you wanted some, you should have ordered some. I'll offer to share if I really trust you.
Won't eat from a buffet. They call that glass a sneeze guard for a reason. How effective do you think they really are? But... the 5 second rule on the home floor is just a suggestion.
Won't use self check out at the store. It helps the corp eliminate jobs, and turns the whole store into a vending machine on steroids. I'll stand in line 10 minutes rather than go through an empty self scanner. No cashiers on duty. I'll leave the item and walk out.
I am offended when leaving a retail store and they want to inspect my bag and receipt. I avoid shopping there because of it. Fry's is the worst.
Can't touch my eyeball either, Brad. Tear up just thinking about it. Can't help you get anything out of your eye either. Sorry, you're just going to have to stay blind.
I am OCD about my bike, hell, all my vehicles, but especially my bike. Unless I've just parked after riding all day, you can eat off of it.
TP and paper towel roll has to go over the top. Any other way is just stupid.
Eat each food on my plate one at a time, meat first, then veggie, then starch/carbs. Fruit, if present, becomes desert.
Don't pick from my plate. If you wanted some, you should have ordered some. I'll offer to share if I really trust you.
Won't eat from a buffet. They call that glass a sneeze guard for a reason. How effective do you think they really are? But... the 5 second rule on the home floor is just a suggestion.
Won't use self check out at the store. It helps the corp eliminate jobs, and turns the whole store into a vending machine on steroids. I'll stand in line 10 minutes rather than go through an empty self scanner. No cashiers on duty. I'll leave the item and walk out.
I am offended when leaving a retail store and they want to inspect my bag and receipt. I avoid shopping there because of it. Fry's is the worst.
Can't touch my eyeball either, Brad. Tear up just thinking about it. Can't help you get anything out of your eye either. Sorry, you're just going to have to stay blind.