BRA & PANTIES Come on now!

SL I stay away from those corporate Lady's. I once made a date with a young lady and discovered it was some bitch that moved her down here and was farming her out. When I got to the room she had no idea what I was looking for. The bitch on the phone pretended she was Lafemmenikita. The young girl Nikita had problems and was generally just shit on by the bitch on the phone. Any how I no longer deal with corporate pussy.

True Story! I'm traveling.... I meet a very nice provider I've met before a few times. We start getting undressed and she says OH NO! Runs to the bath room and washes her under wear. Yes the circus is in town. She lays them out to dry on a towel. They were very pretty lacy black with ribbon bows. She asks if we can just do a BJ? I say has anyone ever said no to that? She just laughs. So we done and we say our goodbyes and as I'm closing the door I spot the under wear on the towel, I open the door and in a loud voice I say, "Hey your under wear?" She turns and starts walking back smiling and says, "you want to keep them as a souvenir?" I said, "well hell no!" She took the under wear and couldn't stop laughing. When I'm in town, I still see her to this day. She almost always brings it up and we start laughing! Example, "hey sweetie, can we do doggie? "well hell no!" LOL

This may be straying from the thread but I have things that I bring up with all of the providers that were funny on previous dates. SugarBeth and the hot water in the tub is one she just brought up in an email today.

Panties? What panties? They are usually off so fast I couldn't tell you what they looked like. I guess I need to slow down and smell the roses!

Originally Posted by tonytiger4u

A while back I went to Victoria Secrets to buy some black under wear. No not for me damn it! I'm standing there and the young lady says "did you find what you’re looking for?" I hand her the ONE little black pair of panties. I say, "if a lady comes in and can fit into these have her call me!" She just looked at me with a blank puzzled look. I said, "just these please."

Nest time your at the mall go in and snill around in there for a while. I just wander around looking confused. Some pretty little thing also offers to help me.

This may be straying from the thread but I have things that I bring up with all of the providers that were funny on previous dates. SugarBeth and the hot water in the tub is one she just brought up in an email today. Originally Posted by tucson

You DOG, you see Sugar Beth? There is a moving target if I've ever seen one! Lucky guy!

Way back I had a client that bought dirty panties $100 ea. They had to be good and nasty, no clean ones. This got me through some college courses.

Way back I had a client that bought dirty panties $100 ea. They had to be good and nasty, no clean ones. This got me through some college courses. Originally Posted by Sonja

Charles is still here! LOL

SL Beth and I are on for Tuesday. That lady has the best body I have ever held. But don't jump in a tub with her I felt like a lobster.

SL Beth and I are on for Tuesday. That lady has the best body I have ever held. But don't jump in a tub with her I felt like a lobster. Originally Posted by tucson

She has me on ignore for some reason! But I think she is hot! Your a lucky man my friend! There are a few on my bucket list I might need to change my idenity to make come true! SugarBeth & SillyGirl. I wish I could just win them over! LOL

Tucson....It was such a nice touch when we first met...................you can have my panties any time!!!!!!!!!!

Dee I have your pants and you have my Tshirt. I survived Dallas.... SL SugarBeth has the body of a ballet dancer and the grace to go with it.

I agree Tucson..Sugar Beth is HOT AS HELL!!!{she looks like a porcelin doll}

Dee you are my Dallas wife and always will be. Again after leaving you I don't know how I got home. Talk about being wrung out.

It was just a dream . . . Originally Posted by pyramider

I think it was! I have had ladies offer me panties on several occasions. I don't collect them. Obviously some guys do. What do they do with them? I mean do you keep under your car seat or in a box in your garage? Maybe staple them to the wall like scalps. They are pretty to look at, but I think it’s only because of who is wearing them. By themselves.... WTH?

I knew one aspder had had over 100 pair. I guess he was going to open a thrift store ... I really do not know.

ebanned used to have thousands of used panties for auction. It was enteresting looking at the ads because they were very specific . . . "will wear for 24 hours," "stained," etc. If you watched the auctions they went for some good money.