I have two hitting me up .....

Update:

--- Right now, it is not possible logistically for me to send money. I've told both of them that and they understand and believe me. It may be possible in a few days....but I'm not sure of that either. I've told them i will if its possible, but keep working other solutions.

--- In a week, I'll be in their city.....able to make a clean exchange or be repaid.

--- The amounts of money we are talking about are relatively small. An overnight is 300 or less and the one with the sick mom asked for only half that. So, as suggested by CD, (not cb or yadda yadda) I could easily donate this and not blink.

--- As most would suggest, it is not good to be setting such a precedence. But if the precedence is to get an overnight for half price, I'm all for that.

--- Sick-mother-girl told me she couldn't work last night or tonight because she has the flu.

--- Gall bladder girl finally asked directly for cash and it is only 50 for medicine. I guess using surgery as an excuse would preclude future use of gall bladder problems. I assume she has only one gall bladder.

--- Both of these woman are good looking and great fucks. I had planned on seeing both of them plus a teen that owes me an overnight and, of course, Helen.

--- I have a theory why they ask me for money, but imma holding it back for now.

--- Feel free to post the best excuse you've heard from a needy woman....and the outcome.

Update:

(...)

--- I have a theory why they ask me for money, but imma holding it back for now.

(...) Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

"Only borrow money from pessimists. They don't expect it back"?

^ yep

Nope.

....and CF, nice quote edit. I do similar and wish others would too. Entire post quoting is amateur.

^^^^^^^^^This gave me a raging boner...CD may just be my next future ex hobby wife...ijs Originally Posted by boardman

How do you know it was CD and not "Lisa" who posted that? We don't even know if "Lisa" is a man or a woman.

Naa.... the stripper I bought the Boobies for......
..... Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

Strippers eat too much bar food.

.....
Edit: Russ in the lead. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

.....with DM holding a close second.

Did you feel as if the last thread you made was pretty bad ass too?

Just curious Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

True story....in over a year I've never been hit up for a loan/gift. I attribute it to always including a roll of dimes and nickels as part of the payment. Helps prevent all the ones from blowing off the nightstand also.

I am prepared for that day though:

$300 Hooker: Hey, can I borrow $1k? My three legged tripod dog needs an operation to prevent him from loosing his other back leg.
C44: Tell you what, over the next five days lets have five one hour sessions at $200/hr and then you'll have your $1k.
$300 Hooker: You're nothing but a cheap bastard
C44: You're nothing but a lazy whore
$300 Hooker & C44 rush together to pledge their eternal love and live happily ever after (along with the two legged dog)

Nope.

....and CF, nice quote edit. I do similar and wish others would too. Entire post quoting is lazy & amateurish. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

...
$300 Hooker: You're nothing but a cheap bastard
C44: You're nothing but a lazy whore
$300 Hooker & C44 rush together to pledge their eternal love and live happily ever after (along with the two legged dog) Originally Posted by citizen44

Hey, I gots a cousin with two legs, an Irish Setter named Rudy, what's your two legged dog's name. We might be related! See ya at the next reunion. Don't mention my handle here, hush hush.

Kissing cousins
sounds

Kissing cousins
sounds Originally Posted by siberia

but aren't you from Mississippi ?

At least the one is actually offering to do work for the money. I will never understand why guys fall for a sob story and a promise to make it right later. If she has time to come pick it up, she has time for a BJ at least. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

its how men are built. we are 'Fixers' we all want to rescue the Damsel in distress...

the same reason men wonder why women need 15 pairs of black heels, it how yall are built

...15 pairs of black heels... Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY

Simplistic silly men... Your description of shoes is the equivalent of "I have a black car"

Do you have any idea how many amazing variations of black heels a woman can have? tsk tsk

^ yep