To all of the self-proclaimed 'hot' guys

I'm so glad that I'm a humble old bald fat guy.

Is there an up charge for the pacifiers? Originally Posted by easymoney78

You may want to bring your own covers, just in case. IJS

Charging the rates some of you ladies do, you'd think you would be a little hotter too Originally Posted by bottoms up

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I love how you call out guys for being on Eccie.. That's like me saying all providers are drug addict whores. Which just isn't true.. There are a lot of reasons guys are on here. Not just cause they have a small dick or social issues like you claim.. I don't know how bashing guys for being on Eccie helps you but whatever.. You're a provider slanging pussy on here so... what does that say about yourself? Originally Posted by Bmwjohn09

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I already know I'm old, fat and bald. I haven't been "hot" since my college days. I wouldn't dare try to even say that I'm hot.

It works the same way with women though. The really hot ladies seem to have the worst attitudes because they know they're hot. Even in the bedroom, some of the worst sex I've had has been with hot chicks. Some of the best I've had has been with average looking to downright ugly chicks.

Fair enough. Anyone who contacts your "professional" persona thinking their attractiveness is a consideration is confused about the services you offer. Got to compartmentalize.

However I think, based on this...

"I'm sorry, but if you're *that* hot, your ass would be hitting out of the park on Tinder. But you're not, are you? You're here."

You might be a little confused about the services you offer as well. Hint, what you offer cannot be found on Tinder. Originally Posted by irishlad

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If you say the wrong thing to you, you're inclined to write a CSB's Eccie version of a Taylor Swift love song in Coed?
Yay!!!!
All is right in your world Originally Posted by bottoms up

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Basic rules I try to follow.

Be responsive, clean, witty and respectful of my time and privacy as I do yours. This is supposed to be a fun thing not an audition for a porn film. Although “taking direction” on the part of all parties surely helps.

With regards to “tools”. The biggest and most expensive driver in your golf bag doesn’t guarantee you’ll make “par for the hole” whether you get on the green or end up in the “bush” (if there is one.. LOL).

Yup, we pay for sex but the basic rules cost nothing. Originally Posted by Loxly

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"But my absolute favorite? The hot guy who doesn't know he's hot. The humble hot guy. The guy who is under appreciated. The guy who hasn't been reminded of his hotness. Do you know how many hot guys are out there who don't know how hot they are?!? Fuuuuuuck. I'd need some calculus to do that kind of math, because there are a fuck ton of those dudes out there."

So there IS a Chance!!!

Claire, your rant was too long to read. All I got from it was the next party theme will be "tropical island".

Claire, your rant was too long to read. All I got from it was the next party theme will be "tropical island". Originally Posted by Mr Peabody

No no, tropical island with lesbians. Get that shit straight.

+1 Originally Posted by Little Monster

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My .02 cents (so take it for what it is worth), is that there are basically 2 types of customers on here. Those that have to pay for female companionship because they haven't had success getting it "for free" (but nothing is really free). The other chooses to pay because one of the things they value is privacy - they don't have to pay women to be with them, but they have to pay them to leave (and then want to be left alone). My guess is that the guys asking for freebies, etc. fall into that first group. They may be hot, have a giant dick, etc. but for some reason they ain't getting female companionship without having to pay for it and really resent it when they should be appreciative that there are so many great ladies that will give them what they want, even if there is a fee for that. Originally Posted by mrhappysf

This!! I honestly have no problem meeting females. I don't want the hassle and attachment at all hence why im here! Tinder, fuck site, meeting women at bars, all come with baggage.

This is the most time effective and I would argue cost effective way to fuck women if your not looking for a relationship.

I also don't like leading people on or the awkward conversation afterwards. I think i have maybe been in two situations out of 20 in the last few years where we were both on the same page, Had some fun and left without any emotions. All the other times I had to deal with texts and awkwardness and felt bad for clearly making them feel like i led them on!

So, essentially, a lot of guys got GPS?... Golden Penis Syndrome