Providers, providing us with....

Pour some sugar on me....

Bump, Bump


Leslielane1@live.com
(FBSM with a simulated FS twist

So let me get this straight , you're a FBSM provider who has unscented soaps , and unscented deodorant , breath mints and fabreeze ? So please do tell your hours of availability and rates !
Hahahaha !

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When I was FS I provided individual non scented soap, non scented deodorant, breath mints, and Fabreeze for my gentleman. It's better to be safe than sorry!!! Always be prepared!!!


Leslielane1@live.com

(FBSM with a simulated FS twist)

Worst case scenario, fill your car up with gas and get a slash on you to cover the smell... And when you get to you house, head straight to the shower... What wife would want to kiss n hug you when you smell like gasoline? (I got that from Homer13)

And yes go Wally-world or target and get traveler size toiletries.

I have actually been thinking about getting the unscented soap that hunters use.

Huh? Where? When? Who?

I used to be a fully stocked FS provider, now I'm a partiially prepared Non-FS provider....Got it, Get It, Good!!!

Who is this Bitch?! No one cares....

Leslielane1@live.com
(FBSM with a simulated FS twist

OK Laney settle down , no one is calling you names , just some mild ribbing !
You've gone a few rounds before , I give this time ! LOL

I'm a big girl, I can take it....I like it rough sometimes. AAAARRRGGGHHHH.......

I heard that you like the bad girls, honey is that true?



Leslielane1@live.com
(FBSM with a simulated FS twist)

That's what they all say ! A few can , Hahahaha!!!!

There's no such thing as bad girls ! But I guess that depends on who you've been talking to .

I don't care what they say....I can, I do...and I like it.

While I plead with you for more please.


Leslielane1@live.com

Your teasing ! Jeez you must know my affinity for squirters ?

And again that's what they all say , until email the next day ! Then it's , that's too much work , or I feel like I've been hit by a mack truck .

Moist wipes, good quality paper towels, and a trash can within easy reach of where the festivities take place.

"Real" towels may seem classy, but us guys will always wonder who else has used them before us.

I like to have good lighting. I love seeing the lovely ladies. I guess the ladies want it to be romantic and don't want to see us guys real clearly.

You must not know 'bout me...

Leslielane1@live.com
(FBSM with a simulated FS twist)

Worst case scenario, fill your car up with gas and get a slash on you to cover the smell... And when you get to you house, head straight to the shower... What wife would want to kiss n hug you when you smell like gasoline? (I got that from Homer13) Originally Posted by HELL YES 76

Heh, I give that advice out all the time as well (maybe he got it from me!). Nothing can override the smell of gas.

i had a buddy a few years ago and we went to a SC.
he told his wife he was going fishing. so on the way home at 3am we stop off at the mickeys and he changes into his fishin clothes and buys a dozen minnows .
hes in the parking lot wasting his hands with the minnows and rubbin them on his neck .
he said he went home that night. didnt shower, climbed in bed and threw his hand over his wifes face.
she MADE him get up and shower before he climbed back into bed!

He bought a dozen minnows at 3:00AM? Not debating it but just wondering from where?