Originally Posted by eccieuser9500
Ministry of Truth.....???
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Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter
12 Job Alternatives For Soon To Be Fired Twitter Content ModeratorsIronic that they were just trying help the very people that are being displaced from their role as censorship czars by their own government.
Twitter will be going through some changes in the coming weeks as it transitions from a thought police enforcement zone to an actual social media platform. One big change will be the removal of employees who don't understand the difference between disagreement and hate speech. But don't worry! We see you and we hear you, former Twitter employees!
Here are some new jobs that fit your expansive skillset:
1) White House Press Secretary: Wow! What a prestigious position! Too bad there can be only one. You'll have to fight it out with your several hundred colleagues for this one.
2) Person who dresses up as the Easter Bunny to secretly run the country: What little boy, girl, or non-binary "they" hasn't dreamed of growing up to be a shadow president in an uncomfortable costume?
3) North Korean General: This job is just so perfect for you.
4) Jr. Pronoun Enforcer at your local middle school: Sorry, no internet anonymity this time. You'll have to call MAGA hat-wearing Suzy Mayworth a gender racist to her face.
5) The person at Pfizer who pays test subjects to keep quiet: Meet interesting people with strange and exotic new mutations!
6) Elite Hacker for Chinese State Media: It's a full-time job deleting pictures of Tiananmen Square from the Internet. Job security! Nice!
7) Cashier for the CNN+ "Going Out Of Business Extravaganza!": This is a temporary position.
8) Chief of Staff to the Vice President: Also a temporary position.
9) Disney Groomer: You're probably already doing this for free. Why not get paid?
10) Clown: Be the Bozo you were born to be!
11) Tesla Parking Attendant at Twitter HQ: The new Twitter overlord is most merciful.
12) Chinese Movie Editing: It's like normal movie editing but you cut out all the LGBT content from Hollywood films. It's censorship in the other direction. You got this!
Or just go work at Google I guess.
Physicists merged two forum threads The Ministry of Truth now exists... (You are here) and BREAKING NEWS: Musk buys Twitter by way of a cataclysmic collision which resulted in an observed release of the Irony particle, in what some may describe as the closest experiment simulating a matter versus anti-matter collision.
The irony particle was the direct result of a company that was the vanguard in censorship on the government's behalf (out-sourcing the role), being purchased by someone that doesn't believe in censorship, which has caused the government to assume the role of Censor-czar (in-housing the role). (This part is actually know as the Dip-shits particle)
The irony part-icle is that the publisher of the below article is currently censored from the Twitter platform. As such, it will likely be banned forever on all platforms going forward.
Ironic that they were just trying help the very people that are being displaced from their role as censorship czars by their own government.
Thin skinned much?!?Originally Posted by Why_Yes_I_Do
Here is another “Progressive” who doesn’t realize that sooner or later “they” will get around to him. Originally Posted by Jackie S
Here is another “Progressive” who doesn’t realize that sooner or later “they” will get around to him. Originally Posted by Jackie S
... Here's a TRUTH for ya... TRUMP is the odds-on FAVOURITEThe word “mate” is now banned by the Gooberment. Watch your step.
to WIN in 2024. ...
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