What to do when picked up soliciting?

threepeckeredbillygoat's Avatar
I'm gonna start using my moms car when I hobby. I just have to keep reminding my dumb ass, dont leave rubbers in the car, dont leave rubbers in the car.

Not to to take your friends situation lightly Red, I do hope it works out for him.

If I had so much as showed him an AMP let alone ECCIE he would have gone crazy. He would stalk the girls, I've seen him do it to dancers.

Remember, the first rule of fight club... Originally Posted by Red Tex
So he was picked up by a street cop off of Lancaster getting blown in his mothers car. Same girl all 3 busts. Even saw her in lockup. Originally Posted by Red Tex
And to think you were actually "worrying" about this guy? No wonder his family turned their back against him they probably know more about him than you do, it almost sounded like you were creating some pity party for this guy, he sounds like a loser. Even if you got him out from the sounds of it, he'll be back in no time. You can't help people that won't help themselves.
DarthDVader's Avatar
WTF ... Did you know all this info since your first post?
It almost seems like you were playing when you wrote it ...
I don't know who is worse, the guy that got arrested for the 3rd time or ... IJS


So he was picked up by a street cop off of Lancaster getting blown in his mothers car. Same girl all 3 busts. Even saw her in lockup. Originally Posted by Red Tex
Bosco's Avatar
  • Bosco
  • 10-25-2013, 04:49 AM
I believe Red Tex was asking for legal advice before he got cross-examined by the Perry Masons on this thread.
Laura Lynn's Avatar
I did find a bondsman that would take it, but now his family wants him to stew in jail. Originally Posted by Red Tex
I wish your friend the best of luck. But from a personal experience, this sometimes helps them in the long run. Just my opinion, which obviously means nada.
pyramider's Avatar
Your opinion would mean more if you posted taint...ijs.
Red Tex's Avatar
You may be right. I never considered that this guy is so brainless that's he's been busted three times getting a BJ in a car by the same girl.
It was the same girl....all three times over a decade...

Brainless Fucktard is an insult to all the brainless fucktards out there...
Red Tex's Avatar
He is kind of my own fucked up soap opera that I watch. I guess I am guilty of voyerism in his ineptness. He is sort of the beta wolf with some dancers I know. We keep him aound for amusement. Which is sick on our part, but he keeps doing it to himself.

As far as the timeline goes, I post new info when I get it. This is almost a blog to me, as I look back at my posts and see what my mindset was when I posted it.

Timeline:
He was busted Saturday Night
His mom calls me Sunday to try to help find him. By the time I return her call she has found him in jail.
I speak to mom and brother finding out new info as it surfaces.
Yesterday I go and see him in jail and find out that it was the same girl all three times.
ShysterJon's Avatar
My theme during plea negotiations would be being stupid isn't against the law.
NearHauteRed's Avatar
My theme during plea negotiations would be being stupid isn't against the law. Originally Posted by ShysterJon
I am no lawyer, but I thought ignorance of the law is no defense.
ShysterJon's Avatar
I am no lawyer, but I thought ignorance of the law is no defense. Originally Posted by NearHauteRed
That's not what I meant. Obviously, the doofus knows prostitution is illegal -- he's been convicted twice before of the offense. I meant that sometimes a defense lawyer may argue an informal mental capacity defense with the DA assigned to the case. The doofus isn't ignorant of the law -- he's just ignorant generally.
NearHauteRed's Avatar
.............The doofus isn't ignorant of the law -- he's just ignorant generally. Originally Posted by ShysterJon

I agree with you there, if you get busted by the law, you either stop or figure out a better way to be discreet enough to not get caught.
TexTushHog's Avatar
SJ's argument basically boils down to, "Judge, look how fucking stupid this guy is. To be so GD dumb, he's really not causing society THAT much harm. Sending him to jail to mingle with real criminals who can take advantage of him and con him into doing God knows what isn't going to do anybody any good, expect the criminals. Fine the SOB and let's thank our lucky stars this is all the harm stupid motherfucker does."

Put much more politely, of course.
ShysterJon's Avatar
SJ's argument basically boils down to, "Judge, look how fucking stupid this guy is. To be so GD dumb, he's really not causing society THAT much harm. Sending him to jail to mingle with real criminals who can take advantage of him and con him into doing God knows what isn't going to do anybody any good, expect the criminals. Fine the SOB and let's thank our lucky stars this is all the harm stupid motherfucker does."

Put much more politely, of course. Originally Posted by TexTushHog
Exactly.