Most men's ego couldn't take the good reviews.
"He's kind of pudgy and pasty looking, but showers before his appointment, and doesn't try to bargain. He pays in hundreds, and best of all, cones in less than a minute. Seems very grateful and docile. Takes a minute and a half on the second pop, but doesn't really complain if you're one and done if you'll give him a half-assed back rub. He's a nice old guy who reminds me of a lot of my grandfather just before he died. Only downside is he's so out of shape, I'm afraid he's going to have a heart attack."
Guys would be all over themselves trying to deny various parts of this one.
Originally Posted by TexTushHog
The Providers would deny parts of it, too (get it?).
I posted something similar to this a little while ago:
http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1741229&highlight=
Making changes around here has as much of a chance as adding a fifth head to Mt. Rushmore, the Cowboys winning the Super Bowl, legalizing all vices, flying to Jupiter and revamping the Welcome & Introductions Forum.