OK..I AM OUT OF LINE!

Only partially, although it's pretty obvious that if you forget YMMV you're going to be a frustrated hobbyist.

Providers are people. As with any other human interaction, factors often influence the interaction with a guy she clicks with. She may decide to hang out with him at a strip club off the clock. She may stretch an hour session into an overnight. She may be turned on and want to engage in activities that she usually reserves for her private life. She may call out of the blue for a booty call.

This isn't hypothetical - all these things have happened in my hobby career, largely because I know when to keep my mouth shut.

Putting any of this stuff in a review is dishonest, because the average hobbyist who calls her is NOT going to get this sort of treatment.

Writing about it is just bragging, and will result in grief for her from other clients wanting the same and far fewer privileges for him. No one wins. Originally Posted by blowpop


Bravo! Well said Senor` Blow Pop!
I agree with every word. I think that it couldn't be more tacky or wrong,
to review something unadvertised/ or not on the market.
If the provider extends the activities,& there is no up sell or price tags included-then that activity is a gift, and technically not Hobby-because it is not for sale!
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Bravo! Well said Senor` Blow Pop!
I agree with every word. I think that it couldn't be more tacky or wrong,
to review something unadvertised/ or not on the market.
If the provider extends the activities,& there is no up sell or price tags included-then that activity is a gift, and technically not Hobby-because it is not for sale! Originally Posted by bestoralntexas
WTF? There's no fun in spouting off sound logic on a SHMB!
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I swear we need a boot camp or a class for fucktards to teach them how to be Internet Hobbyists.... and one for the hooktards to tech them to be "escorts". Originally Posted by cpi3000
What's the chance I'll get to teach the one for hooktards?
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What's the chance I'll get to teach the one for hooktards? Originally Posted by Brooke Wild
No, I want to teach that one. At least one of the workshops.
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What's the chance I'll get to teach the one for hooktards? Originally Posted by Brooke Wild
Teach? Hell Brooke, you're the Dean of the school.
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Damn,
I'm such a fucktard. This would've been the perfect opportunity to advertise my new venture

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Teach? Hell Brooke, you're the Dean of the school. Originally Posted by boardman
Can you imagine having Brook as a dean. Shit I would never be able to concentrate
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I would settle for truth in photography from a provider and an accurate body description in the review........the rest is he said/she said.
...Also, don't be a dick in session and make a big issue over something you thought you should've gotten but didn't. Put it in your review so the next guy will know that it is YMMV. Originally Posted by boardman
...and here I thought you were just the #1 thread hijacker . Best thing I read in the whole thread...


Said it before and I'll say it again, this little game we play is YMMV all day, every day, and twice on Sundays...deal with it!
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...and here I thought you were just the #1 thread hijacker . Best thing I read in the whole thread...


Said it before and I'll say it again, this little game we play is YMMV all day, every day, and twice on Sundays...deal with it! Originally Posted by DickEmDown
I KNOW that's right playa!!

Good thread DM! This needed to be said!
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...and here I thought you were just the #1 thread hijacker . Best thing I read in the whole thread...

Originally Posted by DickEmDown

Shh, Bro, don't be putting that out there.
I've got my board cred to maintain.
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I'm glad this thread was started by a moderator, because it gets better feedback.

I find it highly ironic that the other day a thread was also started and it concerned reviews, but the replies were about 180 degrees from this thread. The replies on the other thread were basically.......fuck you, my money my review or, fuck you, I will review however I want to review........etc.

I guess I'm just a big fan or irony or maybe all threads should be started by a mod. or admin.

Back to the subject at hand. Yes, sessions are different and YMMV is the keyword. For example if you get CIM and she is not known as a CIM provider, that should stay between the two of you.
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There is more honesty in my review than in many of the ones I read around here......I'm just saying. Originally Posted by dearhunter
Notice the term was used in its 'singular' version. Well noted.
I find it highly ironic that the other day a thread was also started and it concerned reviews, but the replies were about 180 degrees from this thread. The replies on the other thread were basically.......fuck you, my money my review or, fuck you, I will review however I want to review........etc. Originally Posted by DEAR_JOHN
That thread was referring to something completely different. I'd try to explain it to you, but something tells me you'd continue being deliberately obtuse. So...

Yeah. Good point.
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  • 10-13-2010, 07:48 PM
I guess I will just have to PM some of you and hope that you will share info that you deliberate omitted!