Your Favorite Movie Quote(s)?????

Can't believe both of us left out "Juuuust a bit outside" Originally Posted by strongbad

Chuckle out loud.

"Somebody's gotta go back and git a shit load of dimes"

Rodney Dangerfield's Al Czervik in Caddyshack:

Al Czervik: Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

Al Czervik: You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

Al Czervik: Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

All of them: http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0010117/quotes

Here's a scene for those 40 to 50 to remember. Maybe younger ones know it also....doubt it.

All right, men, listen up now.

Now, men,
we need some volunteers.

(groaning)
Anybody want to volunteer?
Forget you, man.

Rodriguez, how about you?
Yeah, ask Rodriguez.

Oh, hey, man. I'd like to help you, Captain, man,
but I got to, um, uh,
I got to... I got to re-primer the Jeep.

That's it.

Re-primer the Jeep, yeah.

Hey, I'll help you mañana, okay, man?
All right, Rodriguez.

How about, um, Brown?
How about you, Brown?
You can kiss my ass, you honky.

(cheering)
All right, now hold it right there, Brown.

Come on, men.

Now discipline's getting
pretty lax around here.

Now I remember last week when I asked you for volunteers
to go weed out that marijuana patch,
I goddamn near got stampeded.

Talking about them, where in the hell are they?
They've been gone a week now.

They're still out on patrol, sir.

Well, get them on the horn.

Here, give me that.

(music playing)
Whoo!
CAPTAIN: Hey, this is Able Baker Charlie to Roger Fox Dogs.

Able Baker Charlie to Roger Fox Dogs.

Can you read me?
SOLDIER: Uh, hey, man.
The phone's ringing, man.
Oh, wow, man.

I thought that was in the record.

(laughing)
Hey, we better answer it, man.

All right.

Well, turn that thing down for a minute?
Able Baker Charlie to Roger Fox Dogs.

Can you read me?
Oh, wow, man.

It's somebody talking pretty bad about Roger.

(exhales)
Oh, wow, man.

Hey, tell him Roger ain't here, man.

Roger ain't here.

No, goddamn it.

This is the captain speaking.

Who?
The captain.

Captain ain't here either.

No. I'm the captain.

Have you found that marijuana patch yet?
Yeah, man, we found it.

Well, have you sustained any casualties?
As a matter of fact, man, the whole platoon's wiped out.

(laughter)
All right, men.

I'm gonna send some reinforcements there.

Oh, hey, man.

Tell them to bring their own water pipe, man.

You need anything else?
Yeah, man.

I'd sure dig a pepperoni pizza.

All right. Able Baker Charlie to Roger Fox Dogs.

10-4 and out.

All right now, men.
We need some volunteers to go help "A" Company.

We got any volun...?
Yeah, I'll go, sir.

(overlapping shouting)
Sir, Buster here. I'll go, I'll go.

Oh!
(groans)

Got a lot of 'em Darth Maul, but will give you a few:

Michael Keaton to Henry Winkler in "Night Shift" when he shows him a pic of his fiance:
"This a picture of your fiance? Hmm... nice frame!!"

Michael Douglass in "Wall Street" at the shareholder meeting:
"Greed, for lack of a better word... is good!"

And finally, a line that cracks me the hell up every time I watch "Jungle Fever." Ossie Davis playing the 'good reverend' and Wesley Snipes' dad at dinner after a long sermon about how the black man seeks the white woman because she has been kept from him for centuries:
Reverend: "Excuse me. I don't eat with whoremongers!"
The mom: "Well you knew she was coming..."

... guess you had to be there! Lol

I'm your huckleberry Originally Posted by silverstate53

+1 (one of my favorites)

3."On my command unleash hell."-Russell Crowe "Gladiator" Originally Posted by hyperdrive

(forgot some)

Goooood Moooorrrnnnninnnnng Veeeiiittnaaammm!
(Robin Williams)

Gladiator
My name is Gladiator.
&
Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?
(Russell Crowe)

Kingdom of Heaven
Hospitaller: I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What god desires is here
[points to head]
Hospitaller: and here
[points to heart]
Hospitaller: and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.
(David Thewlis)
&
Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong. That is your oath.
(Liam Neeson)
&
A King may move a man, a father may claim a son, but remember that even when those who move you be Kings, or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus." Or that, "Virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that.
(Edward Norton)
(plenty more from this movie)

The Matrix
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
&
Neo, sooner or later you're going to realize just as I did that there's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.
&
Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.
(Laurence Fishburne)
(there is more from this one also)

Star Wars: A New Hope (Episode IV)
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
&
Use the Force, Luke.
&
Mos Eisley spaceport: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.
(do you think he meant 'eccie internet-port' instead of Mos Eisley? :P)
&
I felt a great disturbance in the Force
(Obi-Wan)
&
The Force is strong with this one.
(Darth Vader)
(just gotta cut myself off from the quotes from this movie)

The Crow
People once believed that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes, something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can't rest. Then sometimes, just sometimes, the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right.
&

Victims; aren't we all?
&
It can't rain all the time.
(Brandon Lee)

Troy
I chose nothing. I was born and this is what I am.
&
We men are wretched things.
&
We play with the toys the gods give us.
&
Do you know whats there, waiting beyond that beach? Immortality, take it, it's yours!

Kick-Ass
Fuck this shit, I'm getting the bazooka!

American Pie (how has this not been quoted?)
This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
&
Like warm apple pie.
&
I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking *use* them!
&
It's not a space shuttle launch, it's SEX.
&
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: [On being sensitive] You ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and shit.
Steve Stifler: I dunno, man, that sounds like a lot of work.
&
Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.
&
MILF Guy #2: [while looking at a picture of Stifler's mom] Dude that chick's a MILF!
MILF Guy #1: What to hell is that?
MILF Guy #2: M-I-L-F Mom I'd Like to Fuck!
MILF Guy #1: Yeah dude! Yeah!
(can't believe this one wasn't quoted on this board)
&
[On Condoms] Well, they're safer than a tube sock...
&
Suck me beautiful.
&
What's my name? Say my name, bitch!
&
God bless the Internet.
&
Kevin: [Stifler is vomiting in a toilet] Hey, Stifler, how's the "Pale Ale"?
Steve Stifler: [vomiting] Fuck you!


(not exactly a movie but some good stuff)
Game of Thrones
If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
&
Winter is coming.
&
I'm simply asking you to run my kingdom while I eat, drink, and whore myself into an early grave.
&
The things I do for love.
(as he pushes kid out window)
&
Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder.
&
Stick 'Em With the Pointy End.
&
Why are all the gods such vicious cunts? Where is the god of tits and wine?
(of course there is more)


have to stop myself. I could look these up for a while! but, yeah again, I like this thread and subject. very cool.

I love troy...here are some of my favs quote from it:

Achilles: Imagine a king who fights his own battles. Wouldn't that be a sight?
[goes to fight Boagrius]
Agamemnon: Of all the warlords loved by the gods, I hate him the most.

Odysseus: [to Achilles] War is young men dying and old men talking. (so fucking true!)

Priam: I've fought many wars in my time. Some I've fought for land, some for power, some for glory. I suppose fighting for love makes more sense than all the rest.

Menelaus: May the Gods keep the wolves in the hills and the women in our beds!

Achilles: You're still my enemy in the morning.
Priam: You're still my enemy tonight.

Great dialogues!

One of the most quotable movies I've ever watched was actually Grosse Pointe Blank.

Dan Ackroyd, Minnie Driver, Jeremy Piven and John Cusack.

#1.
Mr. Newberry: What have you been doing with your life?
Marty: Uh... professional killer.
Mr. Newberry: Oh! Good for you, it's a... growth industry.

#2.
Dr. Oatman: Don't kill anybody for a few days. See what it feels like.
Martin Q. Blank: Alright, I'll give it a shot.
Dr. Oatman: No, don't give it a shot! Don't shoot anything!

#3.
Debi: I should have worn a skirt.
Marty: I should have brought my gun.
Debi: What was that?
Marty: Should be fun!

I mean, just scratching the surface here....

"There I was in Armani and Rolex...there he was in Penneys and Timex" - Jake Vig (Confidence 2003)

If we've been telling lies, you've been telling half-lies. A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it. ~ Mr. Dryden (Lawrence of Arabia)

Also, see the first line of my signature.

Boondock Saints

Connor: Jeez! It's a fuckin' six-shooter. Fuck!
Murphy: There's nine bodies, genius.
Connor: What the fuck were you gonna do, laugh the last three to death, Funny-Man?





Rocco: Fuckin'- What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...
[shouts]
Rocco: Fuck!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hangin' curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent over-rated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
-- Crash Davis (Bull Durham) Originally Posted by bbkid

This is the winner for me!!
When I saw the title of the thread I was going to post this!!
But bbkid beat me too it!!

But Annie Savoy (Susan Sarandon) return quote with great too.
"Oh My!!"

Eddy Calvin LaLoosh (Tim Robbins)
"So is someone going to go to bed with somebody or what?"

"How do you like them apples?"

Good Will Hunting

When life gets mundane, tedious, boring even... I hear the words from The Shawshank Redemption:

"Get busy living, or get busy dying."

And I have a whole new attitude.

"You've left out a Hungadunga!"

Groucho, Animal Crackers, 1930