The worst thing a provider/ hobbyist has said or done during a session

Making out for a bit. Then I looked at her panties on the ground. I couldn't decide if they were red or brown. It was pretty damn nasty

Ah, I love telling this story. Right in the middle...and I mean the MIDDLE of a session doorbell rings and she hops up, robes up, and answers the door. Pizza delivery. And, wait for it...yep, asks me for money to tip the delivery guy.

But it turned out ok. She didn't eat it. It was for her kids. Who were in the next room.

Just get's better doesn't it?

Ah, I love telling this story. Right in the middle...and I mean the MIDDLE of a session doorbell rings and she hops up, robes up, and answers the door. Pizza delivery. And, wait for it...yep, asks me for money to tip the delivery guy.

But it turned out ok. She didn't eat it. It was for her kids. Who were in the next room.

Just get's better doesn't it? Originally Posted by JDNorthface

Now that is a TRUE GFE. She just skipped ten vital dates.

Miss theCFE I will like to tell you a fantastic story can I? or I rather come tell you in person lol?

Miss theCFE I will like to tell you a fantastic story can I? or I rather come tell you in person lol? Originally Posted by Mike031

This sounds worryingly like the beginning of a post that will get tacked on the hind-end of this thread at some point...

This is a very depressing thread.

. . . Honestly, you couldn't think of anything better to discuss like maybe the high cost of funeral homes or cures for persistent diarrhea?

... Lots of cheese?

Ooo, ooo! Bananas.

Do you want the story about theCHJ, the used condom, someone walking in, or the arguing drunk?

Any of those 4 would work.

The used condom please! It wasn't me so I'll get some amusement out of it

All of them please lol

The worst thing a provider ever told me during a session was "I love you"... Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Yep - been there, had that. Also, had the same girl say she wanted to marry me in the next breath.
What made it worse was the arrival of her kids who started beating on the door wanting in to the room we were in...

What is up with these "kids in the next room" stories? Lol. Thats just wrong on so many levels. I don't understand why these providers don't just get a sitter....you don't go to work at an office or any other job without childcare, why should this be any different? Especially this....they don't think their kids will eventually figure out what mom is doing in the other room?

Anyway, sorry, Im rambling and trailing off the original topic, but I had to comment. This thread is kind of scaring me lol....I have not had anyone walk out on me yet, but it sounds like I just need to keep using common sense and I'll be fine!

I'm in a strip club in SF 10 years ago chatting up this stripper. Sounds like she's open to some quick action. The place doesn't serve booze but she pulls a small bottle Jack out of her purse and offers some. A little later we're walking towards the back. Next thing I remember I wake up dazed and confused in a dark booth. Manage to get back to my hotel. Wake up next morning and realize all my cash is gone. She'd roofied me. At least she left my credit cards.