You are a hobbyist if:

You are a hobbyist if: your phone autoconnects to your ATF's wifi signal!

Almost pissed my pants when I saw it happen...remember to turn off or clear your location history friends

You are a hobbyist/provider if you know the proper use of these emojis:
(approximate chronological order...)
[1]👄🍌
[2] 🍽️🐱
[3] 🐮👩
[4] ◀️🐮👩 (first icon is reverse)
[5]👄🥛

You are a *SUPER* hobbyist if: you know how to order off the menu!

Full disclosure: Never done it and won't even know how to go about doing it.
I am the opposite kind, I always go with the Chef's suggestion..lol

You work your budget to see how much hobby cash you have and who you can see with it.