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Generals? Liberal? LOL! I can see where snivelling cowards who are too scared to protect their country might think so, but they're not. In fact, they're ultra-conservative on the whole. Those guys tell people what to do all day long. They can't turn it off. They got more commandments than God and get better compliance. I remember me and a buddy returning from some successful "mission work" and the general we reported to went off on a tangent and started giving us 5 minutes of instruction on proper ass maintenance on the battlefield.

In regard to the disgusting wide-body kids, they want the kids in shape so they have plenty of quality recruits to choose from. The generals are just worried they'll never see another weapon as lethal as ol' ChoomCzar was. I sent so many ragheads to meet Allah and get their 72 virgins, that I felt like the world's biggest pimp. Originally Posted by ChoomCzar

Here is a perfect example of stolen valor.
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