What would your Porn Name be

Hey that is me in that picture! Where are my royalties?

http://www.stpauligirl.com/poster.php Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Wow really!!! Waz up with dat, you sexy lady you?

This is a great thread....

Jack Mariner, fisher of women... I like it!

Chance Kimble, maybe not the best but like they say it is what it is.

I would be Samantha Sharpcrest, I kinda like it

I would be Samantha Sharpcrest, I kinda like it Originally Posted by Lily stargazer

Samantha is good..."Sharpcrest"? I don't know but if your looks are comparable to your BCD skills? I can go with it.

Hey that is me in that picture! Where are my royalties?

http://www.stpauligirl.com/poster.php Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Gurl,, I think you should hook up with Reese,, seriously now,, I think she could produce the St Pauli Girl photos in/for you!! I love her banner too!!! lol

Samantha is good..."Sharpcrest"? I don't know but if your looks are comparable to your BCD skills? I can go with it. Originally Posted by DarthMaul

I'd lose the crest,, just say'in Me,, thinks of a corset with sharpy boobie points... Ouch!!

Tippy Coleman im not sure about this one
Yes Ms Wild i would love to hook you up

LeTongue McBath

papi chulo....

Blackie Hearne

Phil McCrackin. Starring in... Shaving Ryan's Privates.
TopCat

You are supposed to use your 1st pet's name + the name of the street you grew up on. My name would be Dusty Lakewood. Originally Posted by boardman

Precisely!

Utilizing this tried and true formula, my porn alias would be "Sarge Rainier"!

Under the pet/street theory, mine would be Misty Donner......If I use my first MALE pet, it would be Blackie Donner

Both of those names give off the wrong persona.

I think if I was in movies the director would constantly be yelling at me saying.....
You...fat bald guy, you're next up.....nah.....

then mine would be Princess Ebbtide.
I know I don't like the ring to that..
How bout Big Booty Judy.. is that name already taken?
Or how about Bottay Molatay?

Using the criteria 1st pet's name + street I grew up on


Dirty Dan Anderson