Im so horny tonight...smh

Just wait til/if we get a chat room. I can hear it now " I SO Orny"

That's why I'm in this lifestyle. I'm perpetually horny and I like money. Two birds, one stone.
Originally Posted by Allie_Kat

I love you. LOL.

Just wait until she's BCD, Oenghus... see what she does with that butter of yours... YUM! Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs

And just for clarification, YUM was for Jackie's BCD skills... NOT for Oenghus's butter... just sayin'...

Sure Wiz, sure

I am glad to see some more ladies posting, even if it is only to tell us that they are horny. Oh wait. That. Is. Great.

Nonetheless, I have to say that one of my most disappointing dates was with a lady who texted me that she was so horny and had not had sex in weeks. My first clue was that she had to finish her TV show while I was there, my second was that she was not interested in any DATY, my third was that the BBBJ was brief followed by very brief CFS. If the quick quickie was not enough clue, it slipped out that there was at least a one night stand from the bar and at least one other client in the last couple of days.

Ladies can fool gents by telling them that they are horny when they really are not. Ladies know that gents are always horny. So there is no fooling the ladies, only fooling around with them.

And yes, Allie and some of the other ladies definitely are aiming for two birds with one stone, or is that bone.

That's why I'm in this lifestyle. I'm perpetually horny and I like money. Two birds, one stone.
Originally Posted by Allie_Kat

Good for Allie, and all the other ladies in this thread

And why someone would expect any of these girls, just because of their posting in this thread, alone. to discount or give it away....well perhaps that person should check out the other current thread about personality's importantance

No it was the other paris.. I have good reviews on here Im a great lady to spend time with and all toooo laid back you have me mixed up with the other paris..

This has already been hashed out a couple of months ago. Former mods put the kibosh on threADs, FS allows if it doesn't get out of hand. Originally Posted by SillyGirl

ah mis read it instead of "THIS has already" I thought it said "SHE has already" LMAOOO oop )

Mispost

And yes, Allie and some of the other ladies definitely are aiming for two birds with one stone, or is that bone. Originally Posted by Redwolf

Bone or Boner?
I like boners.
Does anyone even say that anymore?
I just stocked up on batteries myself. LOL.

I'm seeing boners everywhere in this thread, girl boners, boy boners, internet boners....

Allie Kat, bring your batteries and Kaylen with you up to see me ANYTIME sweetie!!XOXO

BIGDADDY COME SEE ME THEN

Allie Kat, bring your batteries and Kaylen with you up to see me ANYTIME sweetie!!XOXO Originally Posted by bigdaddy49