Shhhhh...don't let your boss know you're daydreaming about pussy at work

hopefully on a floter far enough from the beach that the helideck isn't all covered with seagull shit. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

You remind me of a seagull. Here I am enjoying all the sexiness of being naughty, and you come along and shit on my helipad...damn you!

Ok, now I'm actually impressed.

ThreadAD + porn/photos of hot models to keep the guys interest. I've been waiting for someone to try this ever since they removed the no porn rule.

You win a cookie

Someone always going to screw up my wet dream.... haha . Trust me if I got you to come offshore I guarantee your beautiful ass would never touch the deck of our heliport. I can find plenty of ways to pleasure you and hold you were you would never worry about touching the deck . Ok . I better stop this ....I still got 5 more and a wake up before I even get on land .

Liquor room at a bar:

Office storage room:

Nice one!

You remind me of a seagull...... you come along and shit on my helipad...damn you! Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Well.....like the best seagulls,

-- I show up uninvited

-- I squawk a lot

-- I steal your food


THEN.....I shit on your helideck.

How about sex in the shop? Or behind an open hood in the corner of the junk yard?

Have you tried going for a subliminal effect and photoshopping your avatar onto the porno pics yet? Mad props if you can do it on a gif.

Maybe offer a "free" BJ to your pimpner as he's so good with the gifs?

Is having sex with one's pimp considered office sex?