So I was browsing the Provider Ads... or What the fuck is in the water Dallas?

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If you're black, get back.
If you're brown, stick around.
If you're white, you're alright.

Lol this NBA drama is funny as hell. Originally Posted by brownsugarbaby
What if you're yellow or red?
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  • linux
  • 02-08-2013, 02:57 PM
If I woke up black tomorrow I'd be completely lost the first time another black dude tried to shake my hand. You guys make that shit super complicated.

In any case, I had my moment on the soapbox. May you penetrate many NBA ladies with your very-much-not-NBA-wieners.
If you're black, get back.
If you're brown, stick around.
If you're white, you're alright.

Lol this NBA drama is funny as hell. Originally Posted by brownsugarbaby
What if you're yellow or red? Originally Posted by jbravo_123
If you're yellow, jello.
If you're red, she bled.
What if you're yellow or red? Originally Posted by jbravo_123
I always thought it was:

"If you're yellow, keep it mellow
If you're red, you should be dead
If you're a mutt, you're never in a rut"

But maybe Linux would be interested in a black makeover a la Soul Man (1986)

At the end of the day,its Texas

hell u live in America..most non-black chicks[civie or hooker] feel like they are doing u a favor by sleeping with your black ass

Its the reality,embrace it bruh
...most non-black chicks[civie or hooker] feel like they are doing u a favor by sleeping with your black ass Originally Posted by NubianPrince

Shit...maybe the hookers, but definitely not the civies
Chocolate...mmm...Yummy....
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Most of this NBA stuff in ads is to make small penis white guys feel better about picking the girl for a session.

"Oh look Harold this young lady says No Black Guys, I bet she's tight as a snare drum and as fresh as new fallen snow, maybe I should call her"

"Yes Tom I think you should call her, she seems to be an inexperienced shy little flower"

"I will Harold, I'll even bring her a $50 tip, poor thing"
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damn y'all ran her away - she had fun here but can't wait to get back to Dallas - lol - see what you did ...lol
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Look at her eye brows! That chick is getting pole axed by a black dude (for free) I guarantee it!




Was that racist?
Most of this NBA stuff in ads is to make small penis white guys feel better about picking the girl for a session.

"Oh look Harold this young lady says No Black Guys, I bet she's tight as a snare drum and as fresh as new fallen snow, maybe I should call her"

"Yes Tom I think you should call her, she seems to be an inexperienced shy little flower"

"I will Harold, I'll even bring her a $50 tip, poor thing" Originally Posted by BBWrider
LOL!

NBA and penis size, really now?

Not all black men are carrying 9" inch baseball bats in their pants, LOL.

Not all white men have a pencil dick either!
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LOL!

NBA and penis size, really now?

Not all black men are carrying 9" inch baseball bats in their pants, LOL.

Not all white men have a pencil dick either! Originally Posted by brownsugarbaby
You're speaking reality. I was speaking perception. The ads are geared towards the average self concsious white boys' perception of reality.
You're speaking reality. I was speaking perception. The ads are geared towards the average self concsious white boys' perception of reality. Originally Posted by BBWrider
That's fucked up. Lol. I'd like to hear the white boys perception on AA providers. Probably just as bad or worse than all this NBA stuff!
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That's fucked up. Lol. I'd like to hear the white boys perception on AA providers. Probably just as bad or worse than all this NBA stuff! Originally Posted by brownsugarbaby
It is fucked up. There's whole different perception, but in a good way, for you AA ladies. Most white guys wouldn't share a drink of water with a black dude but would gladly stick their tongue up a black girls' asshole.

I don't the make the fucked up things in this world, I just see them how they really are (for some reason).
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I wish Dorian Gray would get a life and get off his high horse Originally Posted by carkido45
Does this mean we're NOT going to Chula's anymore?
If I woke up black tomorrow I'd be completely lost the first time another black dude tried to shake my hand. You guys make that shit super complicated. Don't forget you probably wouldn't have insurance, three nagging baby momma's, your car would be out of gas so you'd have to take Metro, & a lower life expectancy.

In any case, I had my moment on the soapbox. May you penetrate many NBA ladies with your very-much-not-NBA-wieners. May you stay enthusiastic the rest of your days too, linux. Originally Posted by linux
Look at her eye brows! That chick is getting pole axed by a black dude (for free) I guarantee it! I thought tattooed/drawn on eyebrows was a Hispanic thing.




Was that racist? No more than mine. Originally Posted by BBWrider