Pet Peeves

Y'all ain't right.

Save your change for my upsells. hahahaha

Wow you all like to put words in anothers mouth. I didnt say I wasnt a fan, there have been a couple that were to much. I dont need to end up sore and be put out of buisness. Sorry there will be no dick discount. If I let a client return than I had a great time and have no complaints. Starting to think I need to make my no go list bigger. Bye.....

Every since that got listed here as a pet peeve I have been wondering that myself. If the lovely lady is coming to my room I am fresh out of the shower, guaranteed! If I were to go to the lovely lady I would tell her since I have a long drive to get there I would like to shower before and make sure it was ok, it only takes a couple minutes. Being a sparkling clean client allows me to make a good first impression. Leaving skid marks on sheets would be like asking to use the bathroom and taking a nose hair burning porcelain melting crap and leaving the door open for it to follow you out and fumigate the playground. It would certainly spoil the day. Originally Posted by makemesmile

You got the right idea! Some others need to learn it lol!

Geez kk, I apologized to Elena, bought her new sheets and offered her to get even by coming over to my house and smearing whatever she chooses. What more can a guy do? I think my feelings are hurt, lol. Originally Posted by nashluv69

Well heck, I didn't receive an apology from anybody after I found poop on the sheets then again they were not my sheets, but all the same I was exposed to someone else's poo!! Lol

Come on Jane, lighten up! You can't seriously think anyone is suggesting a pay-by-the-inch pricing structure?

Jane,

Those guys were just joking.

Besides if we charged them by the inch, it wouldn't be fair to take their last two quarters.

The little Johnson (sorry to all the Johnson's out there) discount was just a humorous suggestion to help relieve a "big" problem. And no, I didn't stripe Elena's sheets or kk's, but I feel sorry for the guy(s) who did. It's kind of a joke between Elena and I and everyone else because it's so nasty. Then again, I kinda like nasty, but not in that way. It's all about having some fun while enjoying this hobby.

Besides if we charged them by the inch, it wouldn't be fair to take their last two quarters. [/quote]


Girl, you just earned yourself a big hand slap on the ass! I'd slap you with something else, but it wouldn't leave much of a mark, lol.

Sweet. Its been a long time since someone smacked my ass.

Jane,

Those guys were just joking.

Besides if we charged them by the inch, it wouldn't be fair to take their last two quarters. Originally Posted by MsElena

Yes, it was all in fun. We are trying to put a little fun back into this thread.
Besides, it is not fair to some to be charged that way! Maybe a charge by the stroke would work better/ either way, I cum out ahead!!!

"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice." - Dr. Sidney Freedman on M*A*S*H

Damn, $20 an inch isn't gonna happen ??? Damn !!! Being short in every way imaginable, was thinking maybe FINALLY there might be some reward for coming up short!! Oh well, I have been told Mr. Dinger is the perfect size for sucking (like a popsicle) and he surely ain't gonna intimidate anyone. So, Jane, c'mon, let's do it !! hehe

My pet peeve has nothing to do with smoking, penis size, race issues, penis envy/avoidance, or how providers establish their donation rates...damn now I forgot my pet peeve!

Oh yeah...senior moment there for a second...answering a text messages during an appointment. I hate it when a provider responds to email or texts during our time. It's rude beyond description. It's also a great way to ensure you never get another call from me. So, if you don't like my business - text your next guy during K9 with me!

You got the right idea! Some others need to learn it lol!



Well heck, I didn't receive an apology from anybody after I found poop on the sheets then again they were not my sheets, but all the same I was exposed to someone else's poo!! Lol Originally Posted by kendra kayy

Kk, Who says the skid marks weren't yours!??? LMAO!

Kk, Who says the skid marks weren't yours!??? LMAO! Originally Posted by Bigh1955

Oh Bigh you got jokes huh lol!
I was fresh out of the shower and never layed my behind on the bed. This particular gentleman was the only one who was on their back!!

Oh Bigh you got jokes huh lol!
I was fresh out of the shower and never layed my behind on the bed. This particular gentleman was the only one who was on their back!! Originally Posted by kendra kayy

I know Sweetie...just poking fun with you,,,Hmmm,,,that reminds me