Ladies here's some help

WTH is going on here? Originally Posted by Julissia

One of the guys from band camp started this thread and the rest of the members are being entertained by it.

One of the guys from band camp started this thread and the rest of the members are being entertained by it. Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

Now the Band Camp leader has gone MIA LOL
Sure he's busy at BINGO!

He can’t handle it when people call him out or “gang up” he’s an old puss in the boots! When the going gets tough he returns to the old folks home back in Florida. You know for the granny pussy!

He can’t handle it when people call him out or “gang up” he’s an old puss in the boots! When the going gets tough he returns to the old folks home back in Florida. You know for the granny pussy! Originally Posted by Cendell M

Granny pussy is worth something to someone

But is there more granny pussy than money or more money than granny pussy?

Older women are the best because they think they may be doing it for the last time.

Older women are like aging strudels - the crust may not be as lovely as it once was, but the filling has at last come into its own.

But is there more granny pussy than money or more money than granny pussy?

Older women are the best because they think they may be doing it for the last time.

Older women are like aging strudels - the crust may not be as lovely as it once was, but the filling has at last come into its own. Originally Posted by Michael8219

There's always more money, just not for the granny pussy

I disagree that they have it the best, having to blow 80yr+ tricks can't be easy, but the majority of customers prefer the younger hookers in their prime. They have it easiest and deserve the most

I found the lawn darts and I have perfect aim.
Out the way you amateurs.

I had 2 27 yers old this week!

The So Called Granny's Get The Young Blood's just as they get the older gent's.

We know some find it hard to believe!!

Throwing out so much unsolicited advice. Waiting on him to declare "I am the hobby..."

I had 2 27 yers old this week!

The So Called Granny's Get The Young Blood's just as they get the older gent's.
We know some find it hard to believe!! Originally Posted by LustyBustyGina38FF

Why do you call yourself granny?
That's a bit harsh.

I found the lawn darts and I have perfect aim.
Out the way you amateurs. Originally Posted by R.M.

You can point me anytime

considering someone could actually be a granny easily as of age 35, it's not quite the insult some of you think it is. Some of the best fucks I've ever had were with someone older than mid-30s.

considering someone could actually be a granny easily as of age 35, it's not quite the insult some of you think it is. Some of the best fucks I've ever had were with someone older than mid-30s. Originally Posted by corona

I wouldn't consider mid 30s a granny, not even late 40s, the hobby is a young woman's sport to be on the top just like porn, it's a small nitch of admires that like granny porn. Things are what they are. I like them in their 30s also, they have been the best all around

Meh, some of you think about this shit way too fucking much IMO.

If a provider is hot (to me) and offers services I'm interested in at a price point I'm comfortable with, I'm going to consider them.

College girls to me are 18-mid 20s.
MILFs to me are mid 20s to 40.
Cougars to me are 40+
Grannies are, well, there's only one infamous provider I'm aware of that I actually think of as "granny", and she's in Dallas. S****y.


All of these classifications to me have nothing to do with them actually being parents or grandparents or attending college.

Why do you call yourself granny?
That's a bit harsh. Originally Posted by R.M.

Wasn't calling myself a Granny but there is someone who loves to call me one so I was just being a smart a**.

I think of myself as a Matuer Woman!