How much does age count in choosing a provider?

I had one that was way over 400. I was shocked when he opened the door! I didn't have to lift his stomach though! Poor bastard couldn't of had sex if he wanted too! His thing was so hidden beneath piles of lard I had to struggle to just give him a HJ!!! Originally Posted by only1sweetmaddy

400... must have been a vampire! LOL

400... must have been a vampire! LOL Originally Posted by Still Looking

LOL SL!!!!

LOL SL!!!! Originally Posted by only1sweetmaddy

Next time put a clove of garlic under his nose, tie the wood steak around his willy and that should wake him up! LOL

I couldn't see a guy that won't kiss me... Originally Posted by Naomi4u

I don't think we have to worry about that. lol

I don't think we have to worry about that. lol Originally Posted by burkalini

you know you wanna lol. Whatever Burk. You're so grumpy.

I don't think we have to worry about that. lol Originally Posted by burkalini

you know you wanna lol. Whatever Burk. You're so grumpy. Originally Posted by Naomi4u

You two are impossible not to love! LOL I can hear the wedding vows already!

I had one that was way over 400. I was shocked when he opened the door! I didn't have to lift his stomach though! Poor bastard couldn't of had sex if he wanted too! His thing was so hidden beneath piles of lard I had to struggle to just give him a HJ!!! Originally Posted by only1sweetmaddy

Don't let him on top. I worked with a guy who always told the women that called that he was a big boy (over400) and he had no gray hair (he dyed it).

I'm wondering why we haven't met yet Originally Posted by Naomi4u

I wonder too

Would you do doubles with London or triples with London and Val

I wonder too

Would you do doubles with London or triples with London and Val Originally Posted by Cpalmson

LOL. While that would be one hell of a session, Not really.

I don't know but I'm sick of seeing these 44 year old advertising that they're 30 and look NOTHING like it. Originally Posted by Naomi4u

What? You are shocked that advertizing is not 100% accurate?!?! I don't believe it! No, tell me it's not true! That package of soap powder I bought last night is not "New & Improved"???? The box said it was! You mean the grease pit burger joint that opened down the street last week really isn't "World Famous"????

Look, why do you think anyone stretches (OK, breaks) the truth? It's because they know/believe it is what their client base wants to believe.

Yes, many guys here prefer older ladies, but this is a very small slice of the business. The reality is many, many, (most?) guys want the hot 18-21 y/o so that's what the ladies push towards. 16 y/os become "19". 35 y/os become "29". Brunetts die their hair blonde. "GFE" becomes an advertizing term instead of an accurate statement. How many ladies have any idea what they themselves mean by "open minded"? Mostly they don't, they just know it's a buzz word that catches some guys' attention.

Too many prospective clients automatically believe every lady's ad is a lie and she is 7-10 years older than she says. In that kind of universe if a lady subtracts 7-10 years knowing he's going to add it back they they cancel out. Sort of.

As to looks--I've seen some really old looking 30 y/os and some very young looking 50 y/os. There was a well known UTR lady who advertized she was 34 or so. Reviews (all great by the way) indicated she was mid 30s, though some guys thought she was late 30s. In reality she was 52. There's a woman I went to school with so she's within a year or so of my age. At our 10th reunion that would make her in her early 30s for real; she looked like someone's mom, at least 50 or more.

Yes, many guys here prefer older ladies, but this is a very small slice of the business. The reality is many, many, (most?) guys want the hot 18-21 y/o so that's what the ladies push towards. 16 y/os become "19". 35 y/os become "29". Brunetts die their hair blonde. "GFE" becomes an advertizing term instead of an accurate statement. How many ladies have any idea what they themselves mean by "open minded"? Mostly they don't, they just know it's a buzz word that catches some guys' attention. Originally Posted by Old-T

Exactly. I don't know why they kid themselves. I even had a poll on my website once asking what age range guys prefer and the outcome was 25 and under.

Sure nothing wrong with a little white lie but when you look like you're 40 and you're advertising that you're 24 - you're gonna lose a lot of business. If I were a hobbyist I would rather be with the 40 year old that looks like she's 24.

Oh and I also never advertise that I am open minded. I am total GFE. There are a lot of things some GFE/PSE's do that I am not willing to partake in.

True Naomi, I would think that someone being that misleading would be called out on it pretty quick. Id rather be an upgrade than a downgrade

Yes, many guys here prefer older ladies, but this is a very small slice of the business. The reality is many, many, (most?) guys want the hot 18-21 y/o so that's what the ladies push towards. Originally Posted by Old-T

This is wildly inaccurate. The majority of hobbyists (regardless of their website browsing preferences) actually seek mature ladies. Older, reliable providers are booked solid while younger ones are aggressively advertising in an attempt to fill their large slots of available time.

The comments of many younger ladies indicate they also do not understand this fact: With maturity comes a more personal experience as opposed to the belief that having achieved an orgasm is the definition of customer satisfaction.

"The silent majority" exists in every aspect of life, including the hobby. As with anything repetitive, it appears larger, though in reality it is dwarfed by "the silent majority".

As for the ladies who fudge their age, it is more about their own personal feelings regarding their age wherein they mistakenly believe it necessary to under-report. Such feelings derive from real life matters, such as product advertising and an entertainment media, both of which tend toward a youthful glamour culture.

The truly professional courtesan need not, and does not, incorporate false advertising. Her reputation keeps her calendar as full as she wishes it to be, and when she does consider accepting a new client, her age (as well as other factors) is partly what draws that silent group to her in the first place.

Also, there is the BSC factor which tends to run rampant among the younger crowd, while admittedly there is an occasional more senior bat.

Exactly. I don't know why they kid themselves. I even had a poll on my website once asking what age range guys prefer and the outcome was 25 and under. Originally Posted by Naomi4u

My dear, what else would it be on your website? You are young, thus those visiting your website are looking for a young provider and are going to confirm that fact in your unscientific poll.

My dear, what else would it be on your website? You are young, thus those visiting your website are looking for a young provider. Originally Posted by ufriend2912

This is where you're wrong love. The website i had it on was not for my escort persona but a resource for hobbyist looking for providers. I will say it again - Most guys want younger girls. The last guy I was with has been with both younger and older ladies and he said something along the lines of "If I wanted to spend time with an older lady, I would stay home with my wife". He said he was with the older ladies to see what the fuss was about. A lot of guys have that mentality. I know ladies that are 40-50 and can give a 20 year old a run for her money and they still wouldn't see her. It's a preference thing.

There are a lot of guys that are into just older ladies that will say screw it and shoot me an email wanting to see me. It happens all the time. Variety is the spice of life.

This is where you're wrong love. The website i had it on was not for my escort persona but a resource for hobbyist looking for providers. I will say it again - Most guys want younger girls. Originally Posted by Naomi4u

How wonderful it is to be young and always right.

Talk to me in 20 years, sweetheart.