I too grew up in 2 places, product of a broken home
First: Critter Woodruff No shit I had a dog named critter ( he looked the part)
Second: Poochy Livermore Horrible I know
I will say that when hittin on Asian women I use the name Ricky Venus, and I admit it's really just an attempt to get them to say "licky penis". You'd be surprised to know how often that has paid off when you work it right.