Lying Defaming Sexual Assaulter Trump is not found to be a rapist

Can I evict you? Originally Posted by 1blackman1

The fact that you ask this question means that I am occupying a space in your feeble cranium. And BTW all 3 of my houses are paid for.
... Maybe we should all wait and see what happens
with the appeal.

### Salty
1blackman1 just admitted he is a left wing activist with his lack of replies and that is okay.. we all get you bro.. just dont insult people with level heads called INDEPENDENTS.... or you look the fool
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a cat named Vagina. lol

reminds me of a joke.. about a dog named Sex.

don't quite remember how that joke went. i'd have to look it up.
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a cat named Vagina. lol

reminds me of a joke.. about a dog named Sex.

don't quite remember how that joke went. i'd have to look it up. Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm
okay... here we go.

A Dog Named Sex

By Morty Storm

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine "Sex." He's a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.

When I went to city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one too!"

Then, I said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then, I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid."

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex.

He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do." I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny -- I have the same problem."

One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He said, "Now that cable is all over the place, it's no big deal anymore."

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "The courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case, please."

Then, I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."

Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I told him that I was looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday.